pointer28 1 Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my friend's bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
charlotte hill 0 Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 Class MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oneredtrim Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 (edited) . Edited January 14, 2008 by oneredtrim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 I don't get it....why wet celery? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kennel-maid 0 Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 nice one very good i am with laughter here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest whitser Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 wet celery..ah the memories..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robsharpe 1 Posted May 30, 2007 Report Share Posted May 30, 2007 I don't get it....why wet celery? dry celery is too hard :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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