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Waz

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ha ha use to do the postman stunt ..good when they are new to the round...nowadays i glue 3 pound coins to the path outside my house and watch every fxcker pretending to drop keys ,,fasten there shoe laces while trying to pick them up...lol...always brigtens my day up..and i,m 30 odd...lol

 

I used to hate all the fliers and leaflets you get pushed through the door, if ever I used to see someone coming up the street delivery to every door id wait trying not to laugh to loud then do some mad dog act at the flap, dont matter how unrealistic you do it the surprise makes em bail fast. Pissin meself here thinking about it. :icon_redface::boogy:

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stabba

Ban the fcukin idiot :laugh:

brockdog

best 1 by far,me ,my bro and a few mates decided to order pizza..now when the guy knocked i answered door with nothing on but a pair of the tightest swimming trunks available!!! the poor fcker dropped

poacher3161

I answer the door to jehovas with this mask on wile holding a big carving knife the look on their faces is fekin priceless.

graham4877

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I just flash my cock at them, the blond posty wife just smiled and give me a wink :laugh: :laugh:

 

Is that spelled right? ;)

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ahaha, i've done it a few times, i've got them sort of boxer where yr cock just pops out, even had the towel just come un done once!

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Heres one........See when the window cleaner comes and he's just about to wash your upstairs window, well wait till he gets to the top of his ladder and then push the f*****g thing off your wall. They dont half shit themselves!!..... :whistling:

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FU.K ME MADE MY DAY THAT LIKE JUST CALL ME THE POST MAN HOPE THIS PUT A SMILE ON YOUR LOT FACES EVEN A MOD LIKED IT DOES THAT MEAN IVE GOT ONE FOOT IN THE DOOR LOL NO :toast:

remember how badly that went last time :whistling:
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