post man

[paulus 26]

F..KING CLASS MATE DONT WORRY GOT MORE BUT DONT NO IF THERE AS GOOD AS THEM LOL

COME ON SHARE WITH US YOUR A SCREECH..................................................................

DONT WORRY WHAT THE OTHERS THINK MATE I WENT TO SPECIAL EDUCATION ASWELL...............MORE , MORE

never go to a supermarket tiolet without a roll of clingfilm for after you have finished, you can stand in the foyer reading the paper from the papers stand as you wait to see what happens

[whippet 99 2,613]

F..KING CLASS MATE DONT WORRY GOT MORE BUT DONT NO IF THERE AS GOOD AS THEM LOL

COME ON SHARE WITH US YOUR A SCREECH..................................................................

DONT WORRY WHAT THE OTHERS THINK MATE I WENT TO SPECIAL EDUCATION ASWELL...............MORE , MORE

never go to a supermarket tiolet without a roll of clingfilm for after you have finished, you can stand in the foyer reading the paper from the papers stand as you wait to see what happens

LOL , YOUR TUURN TOMO THE SUSPENCE IS KILLING ME

[tomano1 80]

EVERY THING COMES TO THEM HOW SHOULD OFF STATED WITH A SH..TER ONE COS THAT ONE WILL MAKE THE REST SOUND S..T

[PIL 7]

toma you daft ol brush :laugh:

I remember when I used to deliver papers as a lad and when you got to a house with a bad tempered dog behind the door , I used to just hang on to the paper and let the dog rip feck out of it :laugh: funny because the owners used to apologize. lol

[whippet 99 2,613]

WHOS COMING INTO THE CIRCUS TENT TODAY..........................

[tomano1 80]

RIGHT I NO U LOT ARE TO OLD TO HAVE A GRANDER BUT IF HE HAS A STICK LIKE MINE USED TO HAVE RIP BILLY AS A LAD I USED TO SAW ABOUT 5MM OF HIS STICK EVERY WEEK POR OLD MAN SAID TO ME MAN PAULINE I THINK IM GETTEING SMALLER MAM SAID U CARNT BE SICKO ME WAS TAKEN 5MM OF HIS STICK FOR OVER A MOUNTH WAS P..SING ME SELF BUT I GOT A GOOD SLAP FOR THAT ONE

[stabba 10,745]

RIGHT I NO U LOT ARE TO OLD TO HAVE A GRANDER BUT IF HE HAS A STICK LIKE MINE USED TO HAVE RIP BILLY AS A LAD I USED TO SAW ABOUT 5MM OF HIS STICK EVERY WEEK POR OLD MAN SAID TO ME MAN PAULINE I THINK IM GETTEING SMALLER MAM SAID U CARNT BE SICKO ME WAS TAKEN 5MM OF HIS STICK FOR OVER A MOUNTH WAS P..SING ME SELF BUT I GOT A GOOD SLAP FOR THAT ONE

You ming mong :laugh:

[whippet 99 2,613]

RIGHT I NO U LOT ARE TO OLD TO HAVE A GRANDER BUT IF HE HAS A STICK LIKE MINE USED TO HAVE RIP BILLY AS A LAD I USED TO SAW ABOUT 5MM OF HIS STICK EVERY WEEK POR OLD MAN SAID TO ME MAN PAULINE I THINK IM GETTEING SMALLER MAM SAID U CARNT BE SICKO ME WAS TAKEN 5MM OF HIS STICK FOR OVER A MOUNTH WAS P..SING ME SELF BUT I GOT A GOOD SLAP FOR THAT ONE

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT , MY KIDS ARE HERE ROLLING AROUND THE FLOOR , THEY WANT MORE..........WE ALL DO

[tomano1 80]

STABBA U FROM A DIFRENT COUNTTRY WHAT THE F..K IS MING MONG U DING DONG

[whippet 99 2,613]

STABBA U FROM A DIFRENT COUNTTRY WHAT THE F..K IS MING MONG U DING DONG

I STILL LOVE YOU XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[brockdog 285]

ha ha use to do the postman stunt ..good when they are new to the round...nowadays i glue 3 pound coins to the path outside my house and watch every fxcker pretending to drop keys ,,fasten there shoe laces while trying to pick them up...lol...always brigtens my day up..and i,m 30 odd...lol

[tomano1 80]

NICE ONE BROCKDOG DONE THEM U MUST BE AS MAD AS ME LOL I THINK ITS FUNNY BUT WHEN IM OUT AND ABOUT I MAKE OUR LASS CRINGE WHAT THE F..KS HE GOING TO DO NEXT SHOULD SEE WHEN WE GO HUNTING WHAT A SCREAM NO

[brockdog 285]

NICE ONE BROCKDOG DONE THEM U MUST BE AS MAD AS ME LOL I THINK ITS FUNNY BUT WHEN IM OUT AND ABOUT I MAKE OUR LASS CRINGE WHAT THE F..KS HE GOING TO DO NEXT SHOULD SEE WHEN WE GO HUNTING WHAT A SCREAM NO

same mate ,,can,t take me anywhere ,always fckin about ,even hunting mate .our lass won,t even go shopping with me..

[poacher3161 1,766]

I answer the door to jehovas with this mask on wile holding a big carving knife the look on their faces is fekin priceless.

[brockdog 285]

best 1 by far,me ,my bro and a few mates decided to order pizza..now when the guy knocked i answered door with nothing on but a pair of the tightest swimming trunks available!!! the poor fcker dropped pizzas and nearly killed himself going down steps!!...lol..the owner phoned an hour later for us to drop money down next day cause he would,nt come back... :laugh: