Romany 1,065 Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Found a gold ring, but it was how I found it that was strange..my mate shot a goose, when it came down it landed on a fox, the fox was carrying a duck, when I gutted the duck there was a fish inside it, and when I gutted the fish..there it was a f*****g gold ring 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 30 yrs ago when i was 11,me and my mates went lamping,and at the end of the night we decided to short cut through a woodland,on our way through we came across a man hanging from a tree i wish we'd of walked round 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
torchey 1,301 Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 I was driving round some of my local permission and i see what i thought was someone kneeling down in the hedge so i,m thinking who the f**k is ferreting ?i pulled over my dog already sniffing all round him and i thought straight away then he,s dead,the old boy apparently had a heart attack whilst walking his dog...not a bad way to go go in my book Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reddawn 2,173 Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 my dogs keep finding dead animals... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 i found fooking sanity when im out 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 Spaniel brought back a knobbly red dildo out of the Forth....kept trying to put it in my hand....boak! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 That was labs lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hyperion 122 Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 Found a big ally cooking pot in the middle of a field, an antichute assestor block (tree climbing block and tackle thingy) in the woods. Worst of all though was finding some dirty scumbags wank den in a patch of dense hazel regen while out looking for catty blanks, it was in a little clearing around an oak standard and every where you looked there were dirty mags, all sorts of bra's and knickers and "used" items of clothing and an old matress. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 On a dig one day and had got down under an old tree. Got the terrier oot and found an old dog collar stuck round a tree root.! about 6ft down, hate to think what happened to the dog !. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 parts of an aeroplance in a wooded area near raf cranwell when I was a kid, coins, old bottles allsorts... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 @Scot, never thought of that! Hey Lab, you been dumpin yer toys on your side oh the watter? Ya mank! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 an old lady found 250k in a bag at the side of a gamekeepers house in lord derbys and handed it in to the police this was were we walked every day with the dogs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Caprelous 217 Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 As young teenage boxers one of our regular runs used to be the old Grand Union canal near the Mile End Rd East London.....early 1 saturday morning 3 of us were running and we found a human hand !!!......Not really knowing the seriousness of it 1 of us kicked it into the canal............later in the week it was on the news and papers etc that a local bloke had been ironed out in a pub fight and when the fella realised he,d killed him he chopped him up and scattered bits of him round Mile End they was appealing for witnesses but we was too scared to say anything at the time No wonder we all grew up f****n disturbed ! As young teenage boxers one of our regular runs used to be the old Grand Union canal near the Mile End Rd East London.....early 1 saturday morning 3 of us were running and we found a human hand !!!......Not really knowing the seriousness of it 1 of us kicked it into the canal............later in the week it was on the news and papers etc that a local bloke had been ironed out in a pub fight and when the fella realised he,d killed him he chopped him up and scattered bits of him round Mile End they was appealing for witnesses but we was too scared to say anything at the time No wonder we all grew up f****n disturbed ! i bet you had a hand in it somewhere . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tilimangro 1,013 Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 i found a bloke plating someones misses out in a big way while flying the hawk once called it in over them but they never missed a beat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 Wasnt me, but when we were daft teenagers, lads I knew, we're plinkering away with thier rifles on the canal banking, at the back of the houses. They were shooting rats, that were crawling over a rolled up carpet. When they got closer , saw it was a body, turned out the guy in the house , was a bit to keen on knocking f**k out of his wife, went to far one night! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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