forest of dean redneck 11,760 Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 What you got to realize is most men are crap at sex they talk about all the time but when it comes down to pleasing a woman they are piss poor. So women dream of great sex with amazing men who smell nice ,not camo cladded with rabbit gut smelling fingers So they buying 50 shades of grey because you crap in bed they why my missus hasnt ATB Cookie im brilliant in bed i can sleep for hours Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 the wife got the 1st one on her kindle and after only reading about a quarter of it,she woke me up at 3am,and i thought shes now halfway through the 3rd one and ive had feck all since 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
milegajo 595 Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 Now either: You satisfied her so completely, fiction now pales to insignificance and mundane words on a page. Or; She's got a new toy. Or; A bit on the side. Or; You've confirmed to her that the fiction is a dream and to try and make it reality is to invite more crushing disappointment into her life. Or, if you're lucky; She's turned gay. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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