ladies you have shocked me

[Romany 1,065]

Bloody disgusting, should be banned

[The one 8,479]

Asda where selling it for £3 but they where sold out according to the women muttering in the book aisle :laugh:

[undisputed 1,664]

John Major apparently thought it was about his underwear

[Malt 379]

My wife read all three recently, not because it really interested her, just because she's a typical woman who felt left out because all her Facebook mates were taking about it..

 

If it was written by a middle aged bloke feminists would be up in arms trying to get it banned. We're dirty b*****ds when we want to look at pictures of naked women, but its different when the boots on the other foot eh?

 

Ps. It's only a fecking rip of of the Twilight saga anyway..

[Kay 3,709]

My wife read all three recently, not because it really interested her, just because she's a typical woman who felt left out because all her Facebook mates were taking about it..

 

If it was written by a middle aged bloke feminists would be up in arms trying to get it banned. We're dirty b*****ds when we want to look at pictures of naked women, but its different when the boots on the other foot eh?

 

Ps. It's only a fecking rip of of the Twilight saga anyway..

 

I think reading stuff is far better at hotting things up than say looking at a pic of a big long cock like a lump of liverwurst

[Malt 379]

My wife read all three recently, not because it really interested her, just because she's a typical woman who felt left out because all her Facebook mates were taking about it..

 

If it was written by a middle aged bloke feminists would be up in arms trying to get it banned. We're dirty b*****ds when we want to look at pictures of naked women, but its different when the boots on the other foot eh?

 

Ps. It's only a fecking rip of of the Twilight saga anyway..

 

I think reading stuff is far better at hotting things up than say looking at a pic of a big long cock like a lump of liverwurst

 

[scothunter 12,609]

My wife read all three recently, not because it really interested her, just because she's a typical woman who felt left out because all her Facebook mates were taking about it..

 

If it was written by a middle aged bloke feminists would be up in arms trying to get it banned. We're dirty b*****ds when we want to look at pictures of naked women, but its different when the boots on the other foot eh?

 

Ps. It's only a fecking rip of of the Twilight saga anyway..

 

I think reading stuff is far better at hotting things up than say looking at a pic of a big long cock like a lump of liverwurst

 

I'm shocked tut tut! Lol

[Richie10 345]

My wife read all three recently, not because it really interested her, just because she's a typical woman who felt left out because all her Facebook mates were taking about it..

 

If it was written by a middle aged bloke feminists would be up in arms trying to get it banned. We're dirty b*****ds when we want to look at pictures of naked women, but its different when the boots on the other foot eh?

 

Ps. It's only a fecking rip of of the Twilight saga anyway..

 

I think reading stuff is far better at hotting things up than say looking at a pic of a big long cock like a lump of liverwurst

 

For women that is, Men are more visually stimulated.

That's nature and women moan about men looking at women but that is the way we are built, if we all were the same as women waiting to be mentually stimulated before deciding on a partner then the human population would have died off years ago.

[jigsaw 11,865]

im defo not geting it for my one,the thoughts of her pawing and groping me...........................good god nooooo

[The Duncan 802]

I'll let my mrs read it when shes fit- could be a while!

[smithie 2,443]

50 shades of gray is the first in a series of 3 books and there doing the rounds on email so they can be read on pc, ipad

[mickmck 716]

My wife read all three recently, not because it really interested her, just because she's a typical woman who felt left out because all her Facebook mates were taking about it..

 

If it was written by a middle aged bloke feminists would be up in arms trying to get it banned. We're dirty b*****ds when we want to look at pictures of naked women, but its different when the boots on the other foot eh?

 

Ps. It's only a fecking rip of of the Twilight saga anyway..

 

I think reading stuff is far better at hotting things up than say looking at a pic of a big long cock like a lump of liverwurst

kay !!!!! im shocked i thought you were a sweet little baking woman

[Guest cookiemonsterandmerlin]

What you got to realize is most men are crap at sex they talk about all the time but when it comes down to pleasing a woman they are piss poor.

So women dream of great sex with amazing men who smell nice ,not camo cladded with rabbit gut smelling fingers

 

So they buying 50 shades of grey because you crap in bed they why my missus hasnt

 

ATB Cookie

[The one 8,479]

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'Malt' timestamp='1341356202' post='2698448']

My wife read all three recently, not because it really interested her, just because she's a typical woman who felt left out because all her Facebook mates were taking about it..

 

If it was written by a middle aged bloke feminists would be up in arms trying to get it banned. We're dirty b*****ds when we want to look at pictures of naked women, but its different when the boots on the other foot eh?

 

Ps. It's only a fecking rip of of the Twilight saga anyway..

 

 

I think reading stuff is far better at hotting things up than say looking at a pic of a big long cock like a lump of liverwurst

That could be the problem Kay it's no supposed to be limp like a liverwurst

[mickmck 716]

What you got to realize is most men are crap at sex they talk about all the time but when it comes down to pleasing a woman they are piss poor.

So women dream of great sex with amazing men who smell nice ,not camo cladded with rabbit gut smelling fingers

 

So they buying 50 shades of grey because you crap in bed they why my missus hasnt

 

ATB Cookie

ha !! listen to mr lover lover :laugh: