darkie 143 Posted July 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 little miss muffet sat on a tuffet her knickers all twisted and torn it werent the big spider who sat down beside her but little boy blue and his horn 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 little miss muffet sat on a tuffet her knickers all twisted and torn it werent the big spider who sat down beside her but little boy blue and his horn a ha!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 mary mary quite contrary how does your garden grow i live in a flat you stupid tw@t so how the fcuk should i know Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 zippy and bungle, went into the jungle to have a bit of fun zippy got silly, he got out his willy and shoved it up bungles bum.... god i need to grow up.... :icon_redface: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,994 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 (edited) The Hunting life ! The huntin life is some times funny remember the lad who lost his bunny, out with his rifle he wanted to kill though we took the piss and all got a thrill, then we have the Rangers thread fukc me poor scott was loosin the head, its all good fun and the ribbin is rife but we all love The Huntin Life !!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited July 3, 2012 by lanesra 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 It's your new calling lanesra lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 The Hunting life ! The huntin life is some times funny remember the lad who lost his bunny, out with his rifle he wanted to kill though we took the piss and all got a thrill, then we have the Rangers thread fukc me poor scott was loosin the head, its all good fun and the ribbin is rife but we all love The Huntin Life !!!!!!!!!!!!! :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Friar Tuck 9 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Great stuff scothunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darbo 4,774 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 mary had a little muff it was as white as snow. she said come here darbo and have a go. i licked her clean she gave out such a scream and said ive shot my cream. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,994 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Member's The members on here from all walks off life most have fetishes but not with there wife , not many women im affraid to say but not many needed cause weve got Kay , then we have Gnasher who says what he feel's and we all know he loves his jellied eels , Gonetoearth has at times come to my aid though you will never see him on the end of a spade , jigsaw the man from the emerald land and what he says i cant understand , i dont know many but i feel i do cause we all love huntin through and through !! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Outstanding Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Wonder if whin will submit one? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,262 Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Mary had a little bike, she rode it back to front... Every time the wheel went round, the spoke went up her.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Mary had a little lamb It was always gruntin She took it up an alleyway And kiccked its fekkin cnut in..... I thank you..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tam O'Void 297 Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Only Lansera,Knows the difference between Poetry and a Limerick. Naay,noa mander o'use to be callin' i'm Roa ,Roa,Roa, Fur the dog's stone- deaf,an blind,'e can naither stan' nor goa. To read the rest,Tennysons' Owd Roa..great poem. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.