milegajo 595 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 I take my leave and step outside, The quiet gained soothes a frenzied mind, For shelter from the wet, Under a tree I duck. Paper out, tobacco in, about to light then, WHAT THE f**k! A raindrop hit my rollup! Bummer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Nothing fecking worse! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 I take my leave and step outside, The quiet gained soothes a frenzied mind, For shelter from the wet, Under a tree I duck. Paper out, tobacco in, about to light then, WHAT THE f**k! A raindrop hit my rollup! Bummer. God trying to tell you to quit? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 b*****d when its your last rizla Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkie 143 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 thats very good how about this With greasy fingers ,a smoke i roll a paper white ,once shining bright now black like coal or a deep dark hole dont wipe your hands on an oily rag or you will have a blacksmiths fag Quote Link to post Share on other sites
milegajo 595 Posted July 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 thats very good how about this With greasy fingers ,a smoke i roll a paper white ,once shining bright now black like coal or a deep dark hole dont wipe your hands on an oily rag or you will have a blacksmiths fag Haha a real man's cigarette! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 b*****d when its your last rizla bit like when your smoking the last dregs of dust and the wind blows it away ... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 b*****d when its your last rizla or last 5,,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 b*****d when its your last rizla bit like when your smoking the last dregs of dust and the wind blows it away ... been a while since i smoked the dregs mate lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 b*****d when its your last rizla bit like when your smoking the last dregs of dust and the wind blows it away ... been a while since i smoked the dregs mate lol every last bit comes out my tin ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 b*****d when its your last rizla bit like when your smoking the last dregs of dust and the wind blows it away ... been a while since i smoked the dregs mate lol every last bit comes out my tin ... ya tight b stard , no wonder you got plenty poke Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 b*****d when its your last rizla bit like when your smoking the last dregs of dust and the wind blows it away ... been a while since i smoked the dregs mate lol every last bit comes out my tin ... ya tight b stard , no wonder you got plenty poke your so right .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 b*****d when its your last rizla or last 5,,, 5skins f**k taking a toke of you lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
milegajo 595 Posted July 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Had a dusty roll once, last fag, raining, sparked her up took a good long drag, tapped it and the whole lot fell out the end. Boy did my oh so pious non smoking 'friend' laugh as struggled to restrain my grief... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
milegajo 595 Posted July 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 That same git used to snatch my rizlas from my hand and eat them... funny the first time. Not so the many times after. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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