sowhat 1,572 Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 THE Edinburgh-based Luath Press hs published The Insider’s Guide to Scotland. It’s in Japanese. This is not to stop the English from heading north, rather to encourage visiting Japanese to get a beter experience. The book does not advise: “If you want to met a real Scot, take a trip to London.” But it does advise tourists to: 1. Avoid people dressed in green or blue football shirts 2. Not to eat “weird” Lorne sausages. 3. Avoid council estates and other favelas 4. Try Irn-Bru 5. Not to refer to kilts as “skirts” 6. Not to expect anything by way of service: “Please do not expect to have the same quick, polite and accurate service here to compare with Japanese service at shops, restaurants and hotels. Be patient anywhere in Scotland, it is not Japan.” 7. Never to call a Scot an Englander 8. Umbrellas: “When it rains, it seems only a handful of people use umbrellas in Scotland. That puzzles Japanese quite a lot because in Japan people would carry umbrellas all the time or leave the spare ones at the office for sudden showers.” What would you advise toursits to Scotland to do, not to do or to avoid? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 Lmao the f*****g japs preaching to us about eating weird food. My advice is stay in Japan you skint eyed c**ts! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 keep away from Torness nuclear reactor you still havent fixed your own Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 try a deep fried calzone oh !! and srteer clear of fat ginga pheasent farmers 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
graham4877 1,181 Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 keep away from Torness nuclear reactor you still havent fixed your own :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 Also don't go to the British legion for a pint! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 try a deep fried calzone oh !! and srteer clear of fat ginga pheasent farmers :clapper: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 Also don't go to the British legion for a pint! do they serve deep fried sushi in the chippies Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 Dont be going to any dog homes and pretending there a giant f*****g pick n mix. Try not too take a picture of everything you f*****g see for a change!!! Try Haggis 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reddawn 2,173 Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 go to france instead, scotland dont want yees Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 take note of the friendly locals :laugh: 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 Just fekin sad that we now have to rely on them to invest jobs and industry into the country as the factory i once worked at that was owned by them their flag flew outside it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,089 Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 get a bag of cookies weed on the way up and share with the natives Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 It woukdnt be sushi then ya thick c**t lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 France really spins em out, they've got specialist teams of councellors on standby ready for when their citizens come back from there! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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