christian71 3,187 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carp man 1 219 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 hands up i am a idiot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sheaba 30 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 LMAO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 Spot on lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 I stopped after number 3... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,588 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 Here's an impossability, that you will go to a game fair and a Yorkshireman WON'T moan about the price of a bacon roll !! Lol lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 In ma bed, breathing with ma tongue oot !! lol what a twat ! hahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 In ma bed, breathing with ma tongue oot !! lol what a twat ! hahaha Lol the wife might think its her lucky night 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 She never saw me !! hahahahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 Here's an impossability, that you will go to a game fair and a Yorkshireman WON'T moan about the price of a bacon roll !! Lol lol he will moan, because its a butty ya cockney cnut 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiny 7 1,694 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 In ma bed, breathing with ma tongue oot !! lol what a twat ! hahaha :laugh: Iv sat here with my tongue out trying too see if i could breath, Trying too say ''P'' without moveing my lips looking for number fcuking 5 Fcuk this i'am off too my pit.....!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil82 1,080 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 (edited) Here's an impossability, that you will go to a game fair and a Yorkshireman WON'T moan about the price of a bacon roll !! Lol lol price of a bacon roll, thats nothing, you should have seen my mate (yes, i have got 1) last year at the midland game fair, first time he`d been, dragged him out of his house before he`d had a brew, we got there and the first thing he aimed for was a brew wagon, thought he was having a heart attack when they asked for two quid for a polystyrene cup of tea, fcuk was he in a hump over that Edited June 26, 2012 by neil82 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Caprelous 217 Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 There are certain facts in this world in respect to impossibilities and its a well known fact you cant extract a 50p out of a Jocks hand without the use of a spanner , why do you think they are shaped like they are, some of them have got wise though and started rounding the corners of a bit so the spanner slips mind. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J.DOG 1,355 Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Caprelous 217 Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 (edited) The other impossibility as well is you cant polish a turd theirs no way you can get a shine on it. funny that as a deer can do it with its arse but if we try it cant be achieved Edited June 27, 2012 by Caprelous Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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