Malt 379 Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 A mate of mine told me that he was out one night lamping with another lad who had just bought a lurcher off a gamekeeper. Thing was mustard on foxes, but the first time they tried lamping a rabbit the dog caught it and took off with it. By the time they caught it up, it was half a mile away digging a hole to bury the rabbit in! The pair of them are known for their exaggerated tales mind, so I don't know how much of it is true! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
junior 267 Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 have had a hare run straight at me miss timed my 1st kick and the hare ended up being teed up 3ft of the ground and hit it with the greatest scissor kick volley you have ever seen in your life.................and to make it even better i had witnesses :D 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 A mate of mine told me that he was out one night lamping with another lad who had just bought a lurcher off a gamekeeper. Thing was mustard on foxes, but the first time they tried lamping a rabbit the dog caught it and took off with it. By the time they caught it up, it was half a mile away digging a hole to bury the rabbit in! The pair of them are known for their exaggerated tales mind, so I don't know how much of it is true! did hancock breed it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 have had a hare run straight at me miss timed my 1st kick and the hare ended up being teed up 3ft of the ground and hit it with the greatest scissor kick volley you have ever seen in your life.................and to make it even better i had witnesses :D Bad man :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reddawn 2,173 Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 have had a hare run straight at me miss timed my 1st kick and the hare ended up being teed up 3ft of the ground and hit it with the greatest scissor kick volley you have ever seen in your life.................and to make it even better i had witnesses :D was a big ole hare aswell that 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
junior 267 Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 have had a hare run straight at me miss timed my 1st kick and the hare ended up being teed up 3ft of the ground and hit it with the greatest scissor kick volley you have ever seen in your life.................and to make it even better i had witnesses :D Bad man :laugh: would have been better in the snow lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stabs 3 Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 The ones I like are when you are sat around and shooting the breeze with mates and then you next meet they tell you the same f*****g story only they've done it in this version I remember being in the company of two mates who were stoners and I was telling them some tales of what me and the dogs had been up to, and only a fortnight later we met up again and one of them was telling me the exact same story but he'd done it.....and this other was sitting there going "wow! f**k.....cool" and I'm sitting there thinking you've got to be kidding me right? These two were always appropriating other peoples tales and hanging them on themselves and their own dogs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 I would have had to say " you pair of lying c**ts" Stabs lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest long-tail Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 i was out bushing with a russel years ago when a buzzard swooped down and lifted it away watched it go off across the field with the russel putting in the odd bite as it went well the buzzard dropped the russel and f**k me it landed on a hare the dog killed the hare as the bird flew on i run over to check the dog i picked up the dead hare only to find a £5 note underneath it so stopped in the pub on the way home bought a pint and handed over the £5 got change for a £20 went home happy dog in tow,was a good day 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stabs 3 Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 The best bloke for stories was a little gypsy fella I used to knock about with who was called Yorkie. He was a lovely bloke, covered in hollow gold and his mrs looked like Lou Ferrigno if he'd been dipped in orange paint and then covered in Cash Converters entire gold chain display. He used to like his dogs and chickens and brought a little staff with him one night for some sport. He drank and drank and drank and started telling me the breeding of this staff "1/4 bull mastiff 1/4 greyhound, 1/4 patterdale, 1/4 staff, 1/4 great dane, 1/4 airedale and 1/4 bull mastiff." He also swore blind that he once made a tank out of a Land Rover Discovery. I had some great nights in his company Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,216 Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 Was told a story by a lad on here when we were out one night, whereby him and some mates were out for a nights lamping and driving a long a quiet road, they came across a good size falow stag, running down the road, being a mad b*****d, the lad in question, leapt from the moving vehicle onto the back of the stag and managed to wrestle it to the ground. . . . . it was later confirmed by those in the car. And they are / were all on here. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted June 23, 2012 Report Share Posted June 23, 2012 Really enjoyed reading this topic Here's one that is true.. My brother and his mate were out lamping a few years ago, everything was alright up until the point they could hear odd bangs/explosions coming from a distance, it kept on happening (to both of them) during the night... They found out they had been lamping where the old bomb shelters were, they told me the next day what happened, i didn't really believe them until i saw the look on their faces, it really did freaked them out.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,784 Posted June 23, 2012 Report Share Posted June 23, 2012 One of mine first...I was ferreting about 6 years ago along a wooded bank, did a few earths first getting a few bunnies then come to an earth that was usually good for a few more. Put my big albino hob in and literally seconds later there was about 5 or 6 stoats that bolted out of all different holes and about 5 bunnies also come out. Very strange one. One of an older fella I know who spends a lot of time in the pub, reckons when he's been out lamping he's found 3 different people who've hung themselves in woods, a gruesome one I know and I don't know whether I believe him as he does talk wet. but I suppose it could happen? I knew a fella (he's dead now his missus stabbed hin after he beat her up whilst pissed) who whilst out fishing early doors, found two dead bodies within about 6 weeks, one hanging, one drowned. Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted June 23, 2012 Report Share Posted June 23, 2012 Really enjoyed reading this topic Here's one that is true.. My brother and his mate were out lamping a few years ago, everything was alright up until the point they could hear odd bangs/explosions coming from a distance, it kept on happening (to both of them) during the night... They found out they had been lamping where the old bomb shelters were, they told me the next day what happened, i didn't really believe them until i saw the look on their faces, it really did freaked them out.. Ghostly goings on? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted June 23, 2012 Report Share Posted June 23, 2012 I tell you RubyTex if i had of been there, ya wouldn't have seen me for dust Id been away hiding in a ditch somewhere Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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