bob.243 8,547 Posted June 21, 2012 Report Share Posted June 21, 2012 Men Are Just Happier People NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Crazy and Wildman. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing forever! 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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johnny boy68 11,726 Posted June 21, 2012 Report Share Posted June 21, 2012 Brilliant!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
donkdaniel 236 Posted June 21, 2012 Report Share Posted June 21, 2012 Lol very good fair play ps it's great not being married anymore lol atb donk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted June 21, 2012 Report Share Posted June 21, 2012 DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. Wrong wrong wrong wrong.... Well from my point of view anyways, i only "dress up" if im going out somewhere like a resteraunt, cinema, wedding etc etc.. I haven't worn make-up or high heels in months (because i havnt been out anywhere). I look after myself and keep myself tidy, but i dont see the point in getting all dolled up for nothing.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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graham4877 1,181 Posted June 21, 2012 Report Share Posted June 21, 2012 DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. Wrong wrong wrong wrong.... Well from my point of view anyways, i only "dress up" if im going out somewhere like a resteraunt, cinema, wedding etc etc.. I haven't worn make-up or high heels in months (because i havnt been out anywhere). I look after myself and keep myself tidy, but i dont see the point in getting all dolled up for nothing.. so you don't dress up for some roll play games at home....tut tut tut , and we'l be the judge if your tidy or not....stick a photo up ???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted June 21, 2012 Report Share Posted June 21, 2012 Well thats a different thing to the subject lol I dont mean tidy as in "nice looking" i mean tidy as in not running about like a tramp I dont think girls/women need make-up to look pretty, for example would you rather a natural looking bird or one of those Orange (fake tan) face caked thick in make-up, fake eyelashes and the whole works type Its the difference between (for example) Katie Price and Kristen Stewart Quote Link to post Share on other sites
graham4877 1,181 Posted June 21, 2012 Report Share Posted June 21, 2012 Well thats a different thing to the subject lol I dont mean tidy as in "nice looking" i mean tidy as in not running about like a tramp I dont think girls/women need make-up to look pretty, for example would you rather a natural looking bird or one of those Orange (fake tan) face caked thick in make-up, fake eyelashes and the whole works type Its the difference between (for example) Katie Price and Kristen Stewart Kristen Stewart.......... she a vampire now,,,, still ride her tho :laugh: hate the orange bitches tbh and all the fake shit they slap on,, But i must say i'm a fan of fake tits Not (Jordon) size tit!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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