Lab 10,979 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 A very true story: In January this year a fella I know of the coloured pursasion decided that the stag weekend would be in Prague, so despite the pleas and begging i managed to give it a swerve as i can't keep up with the young uns anymore Anyway, there they are at the airport and the fella feels one of the lads grab his hand, he takes no notice until he feels the cuff and the click Being a darkie he's no stranger to hand cuffs but he said when he looked down and saw a smiling midget he very nearly pissed himself ! He had mentioned a few times that he really doesn't like the little people so the boys had a whip round and hired this fella for the four days and three nights of the stag, the little bloke charges £400 per day plus expenses and he's as game as a pebble My mate spent the next 72 hours cuffed to a dwarf this included eating, some sleeping, lots of drinking and yes even the toilet After several death threats they un cuffed them for flight home but he reckons it was the funniest thing that's ever happened to him and he invited the dwarf to the wedding who brought four other dwarfs with him and they all got pisssd up and sung Hi Ho Hi Ho Could he have not got another 2 and got the whole set??... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginga john 268 Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 (edited) A very true story: In January this year a fella I know of the coloured pursasion decided that the stag weekend would be in Prague, so despite the pleas and begging i managed to give it a swerve as i can't keep up with the young uns anymore Anyway, there they are at the airport and the fella feels one of the lads grab his hand, he takes no notice until he feels the cuff and the click Being a darkie he's no stranger to hand cuffs but he said when he looked down and saw a smiling midget he very nearly pissed himself ! He had mentioned a few times that he really doesn't like the little people so the boys had a whip round and hired this fella for the four days and three nights of the stag, the little bloke charges £400 per day plus expenses and he's as game as a pebble My mate spent the next 72 hours cuffed to a dwarf this included eating, some sleeping, lots of drinking and yes even the toilet After several death threats they un cuffed them for flight home but he reckons it was the funniest thing that's ever happened to him and he invited the dwarf to the wedding who brought four other dwarfs with him and they all got pisssd up and sung Hi Ho Hi Ho Could he have not got another 2 and got the whole set??... Not really sure lab, so he says one of them was a girly dwarf who once pissed kept lifting her skirt and flashing the other guests, they be small but some of them act big and most of them are quite clever Edited June 27, 2012 by ginga john Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 :laugh: Great thread I know a woman that has a down syndrome son obsessed with the lord of the rings films and watches them all day she left him alone and went to the shops when she came back the son was runnin around the house shouting "I Got one, I got one, I finally got one" she says got what? A hobbet look he goes out opens the shed door and a midget bloke went mad goin to press charges on them He got grabbed in a headlock and bundled into the house and out to the shed. After afew apolagies the angry midget left some lad owned a dog called syndrome it was forever jumping up to see through his windows and all you could hear was down syndrome down syndrome Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,921 Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 Know a bloke that also had a dog called syndrome. Same thing but jumped up to people Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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