scothunter 12,609 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Ashfield best flapping track on Scotland. Wasn't it o donnel that owned it. The old father was a stickler, didn't take any shit, and that track was run proper. Never ever saw the midget unfortunaetly 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reddawn 2,173 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Ashfield best flapping track on Scotland. Wasn't it o donnel that owned it. The old father was a stickler, didn't take any shit, and that track was run proper. Never ever saw the midget unfortunaetly we was kids an lived rght behind it, never got in on racedays, but they used to allow us in on a sunday morning to race oor mongrels we used to have, the good ole days, i can remember a whipept/russel that lived upstairs from us an we used to borrow everyday killing a cat in the stands who in there right minds lets feral cats sleep in crisp boxes in a greyhound standium stand we had ot take that wee dog hame in some state Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Lol aye the trials were on Sunday mate. Spring burn you from? Defo miss that track had some really good times and gamble there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reddawn 2,173 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Lol aye the trials were on Sunday mate. Spring burn you from? Defo miss that track had some really good times and gamble there. Lol aye the trials were on Sunday mate. Spring burn you from? Defo miss that track had some really good times and gamble there. possil mate, right behind the track, the jungle its a speedway noo mate, or was a few month ago when i was last up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 I'm sure it was always a speedway, but I may be wrong . I know Armadale held the stock cars. Seen a dog getting a lump of metal in its foot from that. Possil eh. Tweet tweet possil fleet lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
reddawn 2,173 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 I'm sure it was always a speedway, but I may be wrong . I know Armadale held the stock cars. Seen a dog getting a lump of metal in its foot from that. Possil eh. Tweet tweet possil fleet lol steal the trainers aff yer feet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 i have a family of midgets in our street my daughter as a kid used hang about with the daughter and she was ace at jumping on the sofa her dad was a painter and decorator for many years he was shit hot at skirting boards and dado rails but struggled on coving hence the crash helmet and getting shot out of cannon 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 I'm sure it was always a speedway, but I may be wrong . I know Armadale held the stock cars. Seen a dog getting a lump of metal in its foot from that. Possil eh. Tweet tweet possil fleet lol steal the trainers aff yer feet Pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted June 18, 2012 Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Heres a wee story for you then mate......i reckon you would have pished yourself laughing....... Years back there was a dwarf/midget whatever you call them that went to the dugs......wee davie i think his name was? Anyway they done a charity night to race round the track. Think everyone started at the 300 boxes and he started on the last bend. Everybody was winding him up saying he was going to fall before the line and he did... ...splat right on his face infront of everycunt. I remember my Dad saying it was funny as f**k.,... used to be a down syndrome midget that hung aboot ashfield dugs when we was younger, he was alwats dressed as a copper weren't hanging upside down were they? Sorry, but it might surprise you how few setups there are to use this so I have to grab them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 (edited) I went out with a midget once. She had a very low IQ. I know! It wasn't big and it wasn't clever. Edited June 25, 2012 by walshie 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 a thread mispelt and in typical THL fashion, becomes a classic 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale666 1,620 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 :laugh: Great thread I know a woman that has a down syndrome son obsessed with the lord of the rings films and watches them all day she left him alone and went to the shops when she came back the son was runnin around the house shouting "I Got one, I got one, I finally got one" she says got what? A hobbet look he goes out opens the shed door and a midget bloke went mad goin to press charges on them He got grabbed in a headlock and bundled into the house and out to the shed. After afew apolagies the angry midget left 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkie 143 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 when i was at school me and my mates were walking in the park smoking spitting and generally being loutish,when we spied upon a midget very smartly dressed in a blazer,my mate asked him what school he went too,the poor sod was about 50.An old boy i know told me about the midget who dug graves in his local graveyard when he was a boy,he needed a ladder to get in and out of the graves,the cheeky young man and his mates took the ladder one day and the poor sod spent the night in the grave till the vicar found him next morning 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginga john 268 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 (edited) A very true story: In January this year a fella I know of the coloured pursasion decided that the stag weekend would be in Prague, so despite the pleas and begging i managed to give it a swerve as i can't keep up with the young uns anymore Anyway, there they are at the airport and the fella feels one of the lads grab his hand, he takes no notice until he feels the cuff and the click Being a darkie he's no stranger to hand cuffs but he said when he looked down and saw a smiling midget he very nearly pissed himself ! He had mentioned a few times that he really doesn't like the little people so the boys had a whip round and hired this fella for the four days and three nights of the stag, the little bloke charges £400 per day plus expenses and he's as game as a pebble My mate spent the next 72 hours cuffed to a dwarf this included eating, some sleeping, lots of drinking and yes even the toilet After several death threats they un cuffed them for flight home but he reckons it was the funniest thing that's ever happened to him and he invited the dwarf to the wedding who brought four other dwarfs with him and they all got pisssd up and sung Hi Ho Hi Ho Edited June 26, 2012 by ginga john Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 A very true story: In January this year a fella I know of the coloured pursasion decided that the stag weekend would be in Prague, so despite the pleas and begging i managed to give it a swerve as i can't keep up with the young uns anymore Anyway, there they are at the airport and the fella feels one of the lads grab his hand, he takes no notice until he feels the cuff and the click Being a darkie he's no stranger to hand cuffs but he said when he looked down and saw a smiling midget he very nearly pissed himself ! He had mentioned a few times that he really doesn't like the little people so the boys had a whip round and hired this fella for the four days and three nights of the stag, the little bloke charges £400 per day plus expenses and he's as game as a pebble My mate spent the next 72 hours cuffed to a dwarf this included eating, some sleeping, lots of drinking and yes even the toilet After several death threats they un cuffed them for flight home but he reckons it was the funniest thing that's ever happened to him and he invited the dwarf to the wedding who brought four other dwarfs with him and they all got pisssd up and sung Hi Ho Hi Ho BRILLIANT! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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