WILF 46,592 Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 (edited) Seriously I wish you they sold midgets. I'd buy one. There funny as f**k, buy wee daft suits for them lol I wouldn't f**k with them mate, they always carry small arms ! Lol lol Edited June 15, 2012 by WILF 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Mate had them dressed as devils at a party horrible little fookers 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr scent 665 Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 i belive there is a midget throwing contest lab likes tossing midgets :laugh: iv tossed off many a midget in my day ,best porno i watched was called middgets and monkeys Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tsteve9999 456 Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 LMAO.... Best thread for ages. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 i belive there is a midget throwing contest lab likes tossing midgets :laugh: iv tossed off many a midget in my day ,best porno i watched was called middgets and monkeys these lot :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
seang 163 Posted June 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Is it true that they cant wear wellingtons they cuts the arse off them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 (edited) Seriously I wish you they sold midgets. I'd buy one. There funny as f**k, buy wee daft suits for them lol Funny you should mention that, apparently in Vegas you can hire a team of them to on a kind of 'waiting on' service for you while your on the lash. A mate of mine hired them, apparently it was funny as fook hitting the town with an entourage of midgets fetching you drinks etc! Edited June 15, 2012 by lapin2008 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr scent 665 Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 i belive there is a midget throwing contest lab likes tossing midgets :laugh: iv tossed off many a midget in my day ,best porno i watched was called middgets and monkeys these lot :laugh: thats them id recognise them sexy wee c**ts anywhere Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 i belive there is a midget throwing contest lab likes tossing midgets :laugh: iv tossed off many a midget in my day ,best porno i watched was called middgets and monkeys these lot :laugh: thats them id recognise them sexy wee c**ts anywhere :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,252 Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 LMAO, they are proper weird. Lived a few houses down the road from one, and get this... she was a snob! thought she was a proper actress and everything, guess which panto she was in every year. Her old man was one as well, she told me it wasnt hereditary, but she then went and had 2 midget kids. The husband was a right schemer, he was rubbing his hands, he couldnt wait to get the kids into the acting malarky. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,025 Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 I just think there funny. Wee men and women walking about, dunno why just cracks me. You just want to grab them and throw them in the air lol Nearly pissed meself then !......Just got this picture in me mind of some nutty jock walking around lifting little men off the street and slinging them in the air Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Lol wish it was allowed mate. Dont think like being called midgets either lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
seang 163 Posted June 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 I saw two midgets ferreting a hedge years ago, I thought someone spiked me with LSD it was the weirdest looking thing I ever saw And they were dressed in cammo!! could have being leprachauns too you saw 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chilli 381 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 when chipper smith goes out with his dogs he puts a saddle on one of his lurchers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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