Ratreeper 441 Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 I think it's about time I start converting all of you dirty sub-human infidels to the one true God, before others poison your minds with lies. All hail the spaghetti monster in his infinite glory!! http://www.venganza.org/ Join me my pastafarian brothers! May we all be touched by his noodly appendages! This is a 100% genuine and real religion that I am a member of, as such you are not allowed to mock this in any way. In fact you must show undue respect regardless of how much pasta I demand when others must starve. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Sounds reasonable... Where do I sign? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted June 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Sounds reasonable... Where do I sign? You are in, the FSM accepts all who believe in him or not http://www.venganza.org/join/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 im a follower 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ralphg 1 Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 So, I'm not the only Pastafarian here! As an employee in the basement at Reyholm Industries, I regularly worship at the temple of the FSM. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted June 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 im a follower Trully omnipresent...the FSM can be seen everywhere for those who look with believing eyes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted June 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 So, I'm not the only Pastafarian here! As an employee in the basement at Reyholm Industries, I regularly worship at the temple of the FSM. Our numbers are many, with tentacles in every available (spaghetti) strand of government and higher. Do not believe the propaganda of false prophet followers who claim they rank higher, tis but a rouse until the time is right Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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