Guest MOLLY Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 The other night I was invited out for a night with "the lasses." And promised Millet that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the sherry went down way too easy Around 3 a.m., a bit tiddly, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly realizing Millet would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed, three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning Millet asked me what time I got in, and I told him " Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all.......phew! Got Away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh. Sh*t,' cuckooed four more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted." MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Kay 3,709 Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 i have just spat tea all over the screen best laugh i have had for ages Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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highlander 0 Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Thats a belter. PMSL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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the ferreter 0 Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 . now i know that's a made up story.. :whistle: because if you farted like you normaly do.. .. you would not of only waken me up.. the full farm would of been up.. ..Millet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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