JOKE

[christian71 3,187]

^{Patrick and Mick were fishing on the}

^{Atlantic shoreline when Patrick}

^{pulled out a cigar. Finding he had}

^{no matches, he asked Mick for a light.}

 

^{'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,'}

^{reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out}

^{a Bic lighter 12 inches long.}

 

 

^{'My God, man!' exclaimed Patrick,taking}

^{The huge Bic Lighter in his hands.}

^{'Where'd yew git dat monster?'}

 

^{'Well,' replied Mick,}

^{'I got it from my Genie.'}

 

^{'You haff a fecking Genie?' Patrick asked.}

 

^{'Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box,' says Mick.}

 

^{'Could I see him?'}

 

^{Mick opens his tackle box and}

^{Sure enough, out pops the Genie.}

 

 

 

 

^{Addressing the Genie, Patrick says,}

^{'Hey dere! I'm a good pal of your master.}

^{Will you grant me one wish?'}

 

^{'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.}

 

^{So Patrick asks the Genie for a million Bucks.}

^{The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving}

^{Patrick sitting there waiting for his million Bucks.}

^{Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of}

^{a million ducks..... flying directly overhead.}

 

 

 

 

^{Over the roar of the million ducks}

^{Patrick yells at mick,}

^{'What the hell? I asked for a million Bucks,}

^{not a million ducks!'}

 

^{mick answers,}

^{'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie Is hard of hearing.}

^{Do yew really tink I asked for a 12 inch Bic?'}

^{:laugh: :laugh:}

[The one 8,482]

:laugh:

[tomano1 80]

Pmsfl mate good one liked it

[stripes 401]

Class pure class

[stealthy1 3,964]

[scothunter 12,609]

Lol

[Guest thebigdog]

:laugh:

[billybaltic 308]

:laugh: cracker :laugh:

[PIL 7]

It's the way you tell em :laugh:

[Guest dwain dibley]

good that

[irishnut 297]

[irishnut 297]

[baw 4,360]

Ha ha Irishnut, f**k knows why I waited cos I knew it was gonna be daft

[irishnut 297]

[baw 4,360]

Too big anyway mate