Self-righteous condescending pricks!

[Moll. 1,770]

  On 02/06/2012 at 00:59, dicehorn said:

because of our sparse population it is often said that the definition of a virgin is some one who can run faster than her brother

 

:laugh:

[secretagentmole 1,701]

  On 02/06/2012 at 16:38, Mrg said:

Dont know about swallowing a dictonary ? Maybe try looking up how to spell deer ! Know your quarry and all that

 

I know my quarry, ruddy great hole in the ground with things like JCBs and dump trucks in it!

[cameroncharles 2]

Gonna nip to france and get some pepper spray for the local rabbits,why hadn't I thought of this before. Also never realised that my licence to kill hands need an updated fac. Just aswell mantrackers around to save us all

[The Seeker 3,048]

Is it legal for me to use a Chinese burn on muntjac as I think a wedgie is excessive, I checked with the FAO but I couldnt get a clear answer

[Malt 379]

  On 04/06/2012 at 09:16, The Seeker said:

Is it legal for me to use a Chinese burn on muntjac as I think a wedgie is excessive, I checked with the FAO but I couldnt get a clear answer

 

Sounds a a bit borderline, I'd maybe suggest a reverse handed nipple twist?

[Guest cookiemonsterandmerlin]

What I think is funny is it is clear he based the threads name on himself and his posts on the THL .

 

ATB Cookie

[Guest cookiemonsterandmerlin]

  On 01/06/2012 at 22:24, The Duncan said:

I swatted a wasp with my wifes knickers this morning

 

Duncan was that after taking them off yourself

[The Duncan 802]

No mate, I'd need braces!

[matt_hooks 188]

  On 05/06/2012 at 01:09, The Duncan said:

No mate, I'd need braces!

 

I'm guessing she doesn't read this forum then.

 

Or does she?

 

If Dunc goes quiet, we know that she's been reading in, and he's currently suspended from the loft hatch by a couple of yards of knicker elastic!

[HUnter_zero 58]

  On 04/06/2012 at 09:32, Malt said:

Sounds a a bit borderline, I'd maybe suggest a reverse handed nipple twist?

 

Bet you were a ray of sunshine to sit next to in Geography

 

John

[richmcgin 32]

now that was one of the best threads i have read on here for ages what a giggle.

[chartpolski 25,123]

  On 07/06/2012 at 14:40, richmcgin said:

now that was one of the best threads i have read on here for ages what a giggle.

 

Yeah; who would have thought shooters had a sense of humour ??

 

Cheers.

[comanche 3,098]

Am I the only one who thinks Leamo has been given a rough ride over his head shooting arguement ?

I guess in the poor light of dusk or dawn or under an undulating tree canopy it is understandable that a stalker might feel the need to shoot a deer in the heart and lung area . A swift end maybe ,acceptable carcase damage maybe but surely not a suitable death for such a magnificent animal.

In a genuine survival situation and down to his last few rounds a man might be forgiven for taking such a shot but surely such ignoble acts need not enter province of the modern sporting stalker?

 

For me there is only one method of despatch that truly befits "The Spirit of the Deer".

 

A sharpened frisby !

 

Not only does it aid in bleeding the carcase but it saves time in trophy preparation . And of course decapitation has for a long time been considered de rigour as a way of dealing with nobility .

Edited June 7, 2012 by comanche

[chartpolski 25,123]

  On 07/06/2012 at 22:18, comanche said:

Am I the only one who thinks Leamo has been given a rough ride over his head shooting arguement ?

I guess in the poor light of dusk or dawn or under an undulating tree canopy it is understandable that a stalker might feel the need to shoot a deer in the heart and lung area . A swift end maybe ,acceptable carcase damage maybe but surely not a suitable death for such a magnificent animal.

In a genuine survival situation and down to his last few rounds a man might be forgiven for taking such a shot but surely such ignoble acts need not enter province of the modern sporting stalker?

 

For me there is only one method of despatch that truly befits "The Spirit of the Deer".

 

A sharpened frisby !

 

Not only does it aid in bleeding the carcase but it saves time in trophy preparation . And of course decapitation has for a long time been considered de rigour as a way of dealing with nobility .

 

You. my friend, have entered into the annals of "Arch Piss Taker" with that post !!! Welcome aboard !! LOL !!

 

Cheers.

[matt_hooks 188]

Ah, but do you not think the blue .17 frisbee is a far less capable decapitation tool than the red frisbee? I know they're all made in the same factory, but the reds just seem far more reliable, and they are the colour of blood so must be better!