charlotte hill 0 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Look after yourself a bit more and you'll get more, (or any at all in some of your cases ) Mate,It might work for you, but you can't polish a turd! Shaving me knackers in an attempt to impress would be like putting spoky dokies on a butchers bike and attempting the tour de france! Anyway, by the time she finds out its not pasture but a cover crop, it's too late! Spokey Dokeys Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darren m 1 Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 heres a secret lads , dont tell any one . get your clippers out and shave all your pubes off , then look in the mirror , you,ll look like a porn star . the ladies will love you long time .... trust me i tried it and was well pleased Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 heres a secret lads , dont tell any one .get your clippers out and shave all your pubes off , then look in the mirror , you,ll look like a porn star . the ladies will love you long time .... trust me i tried it and was well pleased These over share moments are getting better Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginge2k6 0 Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Leave it on....nowt worse than being with a man that has a body smoother than mine i can imagine your body bieng as wrinkly as a sharpie(SP?) with you bieng 40 odd or something. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie 11 Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Look after yourself a bit more and you'll get more, (or any at all in some of your cases ) Mate,It might work for you, but you can't polish a turd! Shaving me knackers in an attempt to impress would be like putting spoky dokies on a butchers bike and attempting the tour de france! Anyway, by the time she finds out its not pasture but a cover crop, it's too late! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Leave it on....nowt worse than being with a man that has a body smoother than mine i can imagine your body bieng as wrinkly as a sharpie(SP?) with you bieng 40 odd or something. Oy!!!!! i'll have you know I iron my wrinkles out every morning.........admitidly by afternoon i start to look like a prune again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacob 28 Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Leave it on....nowt worse than being with a man that has a body smoother than mine i can imagine your body bieng as wrinkly as a sharpie(SP?) with you bieng 40 odd or something. Oy!!!!! i'll have you know I iron my wrinkles out every morning.........admitidly by afternoon i start to look like a prune again just because a prunes wrinkly,doesnt mean it aint tasty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lampinglurcher 36 Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 just because a prunes wrinkly,doesnt mean it aint tasty no, but i bet you'd be embaressed to eat it in public though! come on then women, lets have some pics of you lot! by my reckoning you're all probably late 60's early 70's wanting some good fiddling material!!! found you out havent i?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nelson 0 Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 you can't polish a turd! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scuba1 Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 I think my hair is kind of slipping as I do not have a lot on my head but around the chin area it is getting more and more. So bythe time I am 60 odd I´ll be a hairy arsed wreck diver. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 just because a prunes wrinkly,doesnt mean it aint tasty no, but i bet you'd be embaressed to eat it in public though! come on then women, lets have some pics of you lot! by my reckoning you're all probably late 60's early 70's wanting some good fiddling material!!! found you out havent i?! Oi get a pic up of yourself first Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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