stubby 175 Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 how do you know when your woman has had an orgasim...... who gives a shit..... I thought I was a good lover, till I found out she had ashma Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 how do you know when your woman has had an orgasim...... who gives a shit..... I thought I was a good lover, till I found out she had ashma I should'nt laugh but cant help it........pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stubby 175 Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 so theirs this bartender, one day in walks a guy built like swarznigger but with a head the size of an orange, looks really weird bartender says, im not queer or anything, but you have a fantastic body, but your head aint the right size long story says the guy i was walking through the forest with my gun and dog when i heard this voice calling for help, on looking round there was no one about, but still i heard the calling... i then noticed it was coming from this "FROG" it says to me... "im a beutiful female geni trapped in this frogs body, if you kiss me and turn me back, ill grant you three wishes, so i looks around, no one looking, so i kissed the frog WHOOSH!!!!!!!!! a beutiful geni appears and asks what my first wish will be, so i ask for a body like arnold swarznigger, and bamm ive got it, she then asks what my second wish will be, she's so damn good looking, so i says i wanna make love to you all afternoon and satisfie you like no other WHOOSH!!!! were laying at the side of a stream, sun shinning, making love for hours, after as we lay there in each others arms, and im tracing the little beads of sweat running down her breasts with my finger, she playing with my still firm dick, she turns to me and says, "and your 3rd wish"?? so i says........... "how about a little head" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
old man 0 Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 so theirs this bartender, one day in walks a guy built like swarznigger but with a head the size of an orange, looks really weirdbartender says, im not queer or anything, but you have a fantastic body, but your head aint the right size long story says the guy i was walking through the forest with my gun and dog when i heard this voice calling for help, on looking round there was no one about, but still i heard the calling... i then noticed it was coming from this "FROG" it says to me... "im a beutiful female geni trapped in this frogs body, if you kiss me and turn me back, ill grant you three wishes, so i looks around, no one looking, so i kissed the frog WHOOSH!!!!!!!!! a beutiful geni appears and asks what my first wish will be, so i ask for a body like arnold swarznigger, and bamm ive got it, she then asks what my second wish will be, she's so damn good looking, so i says i wanna make love to you all afternoon and satisfie you like no other WHOOSH!!!! were laying at the side of a stream, sun shinning, making love for hours, after as we lay there in each others arms, and im tracing the little beads of sweat running down her breasts with my finger, she playing with my still firm dick, she turns to me and says, "and your 3rd wish"?? so i says........... "how about a little head" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lampinglurcher 36 Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 me and the present mrs lampinglurcher once tried epaulating my manbits. emphasis on the "once" bit. i hurt. alot. i do wax the pits and my feeble attempt at chest hair for boxing but thats all nowadays. i like my women hairless or at best not too hairy ~ don't like the rash i get around my face :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 Some times....just some times.....dont you think you may have just given tooooooooooo much info out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MATTI 34 Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 You should never shave the old 2 and 1 gang too dodgy round that area with a razor, get the other half's imacc no rash no nick's and no stubble, cushty. :thumbs-up: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Look if you all really feel the need to share..................lets have some pics :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 6,173 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Been following this thread with interest, and wondering just what it would be like to meet you all: KNOWING exactly :whistle: what you look like in the buff. Call me old fashioned, but men WAXING...? round their veg?! Shaving? Even worse! The crack, back and sack treatment might be necessary if your'e a gorilla type, but if someone puts a poll on to see HOW MANY do it would be interesting, oh and your ages as well! LOL Aw, go on, you virile beasts: you know your'e dying to put some pics of your beautiful bodies up on screen! :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
charlotte hill 0 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Hairy or not on a man...................................as long as its bloody clean, and I mean spotless :sick: :sick: :whistle: :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 Been following this thread with interest, and wondering just what it would be like to meet you all: KNOWING exactly :whistle: what you look like in the buff. Call me old fashioned, but men WAXING...? round their veg?! Shaving? Even worse! The crack, back and sack treatment might be necessary if your'e a gorilla type, but if someone puts a poll on to see HOW MANY do it would be interesting, oh and your ages as well! LOL Aw, go on, you virile beasts: you know your'e dying to put some pics of your beautiful bodies up on screen! :kiss: Yep!!! come on guys two of us females are now wanting to see your waxed.shaved plucked or hairy bods......get them up for us.xx Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 tapping fingers on desk..........................come on guy's get em up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonathan 0 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 fine i just get the clippers and the camera out cos am a proper man and dont shave my bodie hair and am not going to so am sorry i can only take hary pics us lads want to see some pics of you two shaven bits so get some pics up Am i on the wrong site thought this was the hunting life not the pervert life :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nelson 0 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 I'm on the left with the hat on, Wyoming 1991 Bit fatter now though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
charlotte hill 0 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Share Posted May 23, 2007 I'm on the left with the hat on, Wyoming 1991 Bit fatter now though There some tight white shorts you have on there Nelson Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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