Guest gypo joe Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Like the ladies to keep a little bit down below you do need somewhere to floss your teeth after going down to dinner Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,875 Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Not one man between you lot.....I HAD 4 HRS OF LOVEMAKING ONLY LAST NIGHT,.......3 and 1/2 hrs begging for it and 20 minutes doing it and 10 minutes recovering Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hairyface 211 Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 you cant beat 2 1/2 hrs of foreplay Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poppy1 0 Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Being an ex-rugby player and someone who now spends a lot of time in the gym I obviously use the showers afterwards and have been gobsmacked by the number of lads who remove all of their body hair -including the old meat and two veg!! I was just wondering if this was normal practise around the UK or is it just South Wales where the sheep are not the only one's being sheared I know it's very fashionable for the girlies to de-fluff their naughty bits but wondered why the blokes are shaving their danglies?? Is it 'cos the girls don't want a mouth full of dreadlocks or is there summat kinky involved that i'm missing out on How do you prefer your plums girls, smooth, or d'you prefer a bit of grass on the pitch Man reading this the wine was nearly over the lap top god you made me cry dude Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP SHOT 194 Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Theres some messed up minds on this forum..........mine being one of them hell ye at least gotta keep it neat or else whenever she's looking up, it look's like theres a member of the amish community staring up at ye from down there then that throws ye of stroke, an after that it's like riding a bike with square wheels.... theres no recovering from it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LDR 29 Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Theres some messed up minds on this forum..........mine being one of them hell ye at least gotta keep it neat or else whenever she's looking up, it look's like theres a member of the amish community staring up at ye from down there then that throws ye of stroke, an after that it's like riding a bike with square wheels.... theres no recovering from it. f*****g classic.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FPO 0 Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Got to be smooth! armpit hair ok, but as for the rest of it grade 1 all over ! Wonder how many of the guys have tried having it waxed off? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 ..........there is dogs to be worked you know You calling LB a dog.. .. Millet never would........one of the good guys is LB ahhh thats so sweet. xx :kiss: Your well taking piss aint ya!!!!!!! not met a guy who can keep up.......oh the first few hours are fine ....after that your exuasted Sounds like you're throwing out a challenge L'bitch.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scuba1 Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 :whistle: Wonder how many of the guys have tried having it waxed off? Errrrm cough :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nelson 0 Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Shaving your bits Feckin unheard of, proper bloke me don't even like having a normal shave. As for shagging, get her back scuttled so you can watch telly at the same time, also looking for somewhere to wipe your cock after. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,509 Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Shaving your bits , also looking for somewhere to wipe your cock after. Thats what curtains were invented for Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Shaving your bits Feckin unheard of, proper bloke me don't even like having a normal shave. As for shagging, get her back scuttled so you can watch telly at the same time, also looking for somewhere to wipe your cock after. Whats your nick name....mr lurve machine Or mr romantic . Bet in reality, your mrs whips you right into shape When you have finished washing up after breakfast let us know Quote Link to post Share on other sites
david2363 42 Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 you cant beat 2 1/2 hrs of foreplay Scotsmans idea of foreplay. . . . . . . . . . ...... "Brace yerself Moira" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 you cant beat 2 1/2 hrs of foreplay Scotsmans idea of foreplay. . . . . . . . . . ...... "Brace yerself Moira" Australians idea of foreplay..."you awake sheila" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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