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how do you know when your woman has had an orgasim......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

who gives a shit.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

I thought I was a good lover, till I found out she had ashma :laugh:

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how do you know when your woman has had an orgasim......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

who gives a shit.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

I thought I was a good lover, till I found out she had ashma :laugh:

 

 

I should'nt laugh but cant help it........pmsl :laugh:

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so theirs this bartender, one day in walks a guy built like swarznigger but with a head the size of an orange, looks really weird

bartender says, im not queer or anything, but you have a fantastic body, but your head aint the right size

long story says the guy

i was walking through the forest with my gun and dog when i heard this voice calling for help, on looking round there was no one about, but still i heard the calling...

i then noticed it was coming from this "FROG"

it says to me...

"im a beutiful female geni trapped in this frogs body, if you kiss me and turn me back, ill grant you three wishes,

so i looks around, no one looking, so i kissed the frog

WHOOSH!!!!!!!!!

a beutiful geni appears and asks what my first wish will be,

so i ask for a body like arnold swarznigger, and bamm ive got it,

she then asks what my second wish will be,

she's so damn good looking, so i says i wanna make love to you all afternoon and satisfie you like no other

WHOOSH!!!!

were laying at the side of a stream, sun shinning, making love for hours, after as we lay there in each others arms, and im tracing the little beads of sweat running down her breasts with my finger, she playing with my still firm dick, she turns to me and says, "and your 3rd wish"??

so i says...........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"how about a little head" :laugh::laugh:

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so theirs this bartender, one day in walks a guy built like swarznigger but with a head the size of an orange, looks really weird

bartender says, im not queer or anything, but you have a fantastic body, but your head aint the right size

long story says the guy

i was walking through the forest with my gun and dog when i heard this voice calling for help, on looking round there was no one about, but still i heard the calling...

i then noticed it was coming from this "FROG"

it says to me...

"im a beutiful female geni trapped in this frogs body, if you kiss me and turn me back, ill grant you three wishes,

so i looks around, no one looking, so i kissed the frog

WHOOSH!!!!!!!!!

a beutiful geni appears and asks what my first wish will be,

so i ask for a body like arnold swarznigger, and bamm ive got it,

she then asks what my second wish will be,

she's so damn good looking, so i says i wanna make love to you all afternoon and satisfie you like no other

WHOOSH!!!!

were laying at the side of a stream, sun shinning, making love for hours, after as we lay there in each others arms, and im tracing the little beads of sweat running down her breasts with my finger, she playing with my still firm dick, she turns to me and says, "and your 3rd wish"??

so i says...........

 

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"how about a little head" :laugh::laugh:

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:laugh::D:clapper: me and the present mrs lampinglurcher once tried epaulating my manbits. emphasis on the "once" bit. i hurt. alot. :cry:

i do wax the pits and my feeble attempt at chest hair for boxing but thats all nowadays. i like my women hairless or at best not too hairy ~ don't like the rash i get around my face B) :whistle: :icon_redface:

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Been following this thread with interest, :laugh::laugh: and wondering just what it would be like to meet you all: KNOWING exactly :whistle: what you look like in the buff. :cry::blink::D

Call me old fashioned, but men WAXING...? round their veg?! Shaving? Even worse! :o The crack, back and sack treatment might be necessary if your'e a gorilla type, but if someone puts a poll on to see HOW MANY do it would be interesting, oh and your ages as well! LOL

 

Aw, go on, you virile beasts: you know your'e dying to put some pics of your beautiful bodies up on screen! :kiss: :D

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Been following this thread with interest, :laugh::laugh: and wondering just what it would be like to meet you all: KNOWING exactly :whistle: what you look like in the buff. :cry::blink::D

Call me old fashioned, but men WAXING...? round their veg?! Shaving? Even worse! :o The crack, back and sack treatment might be necessary if your'e a gorilla type, but if someone puts a poll on to see HOW MANY do it would be interesting, oh and your ages as well! LOL

 

Aw, go on, you virile beasts: you know your'e dying to put some pics of your beautiful bodies up on screen! :kiss: :D

 

 

Yep!!! come on guys two of us females are now wanting to see your waxed.shaved plucked or hairy bods......get them up for us.xx

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fine i just get the clippers and the camera out cos am a proper man and dont shave my bodie hair and am not going to so am sorry i can only take hary pics :laugh: us lads want to see some pics of you two shaven bits so get some pics up :yes::big_boss::drink::laugh:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Am i on the wrong site thought this was the hunting life not the pervert life :whistle:

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