PlasticJock 539 Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 As some members will tell you I am a grass expert Its not rocket science fraud investgation 11years service Signs straight on Then has hookie money going to bank he has asked for benefit money to be paid into Brains not his strong point ATB Cookie One of my acquaintances used to import and deal cocaine, at the end of the month he'd take a big wad of cash (and we're talking £5000+) and put it in the bank personally on payday as he thought no one would notice with his pay going in on the same day... Brains weren't his strong point either. He's now serving 5 years in Barlinnie was you his pad mate P.j . Used to live round the corner from me in the pads He's getting deported after serving his time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 As some members will tell you I am a grass expert Its not rocket science fraud investgation 11years service Signs straight on Then has hookie money going to bank he has asked for benefit money to be paid into Brains not his strong point ATB Cookie One of my acquaintances used to import and deal cocaine, at the end of the month he'd take a big wad of cash (and we're talking £5000+) and put it in the bank personally on payday as he thought no one would notice with his pay going in on the same day... Brains weren't his strong point either. He's now serving 5 years in Barlinnie was you his pad mate P.j . Used to live round the corner from me in the pads He's getting deported after serving his time thats a fcukin touch, a free flight home after his stretch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticJock 539 Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 As some members will tell you I am a grass expert Its not rocket science fraud investgation 11years service Signs straight on Then has hookie money going to bank he has asked for benefit money to be paid into Brains not his strong point ATB Cookie One of my acquaintances used to import and deal cocaine, at the end of the month he'd take a big wad of cash (and we're talking £5000+) and put it in the bank personally on payday as he thought no one would notice with his pay going in on the same day... Brains weren't his strong point either. He's now serving 5 years in Barlinnie was you his pad mate P.j . Used to live round the corner from me in the pads He's getting deported after serving his time thats a fcukin touch, a free flight home after his stretch Aye straight back to scam phone calls in Nigeria Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 As some members will tell you I am a grass expert Its not rocket science fraud investgation 11years service Signs straight on Then has hookie money going to bank he has asked for benefit money to be paid into Brains not his strong point ATB Cookie One of my acquaintances used to import and deal cocaine, at the end of the month he'd take a big wad of cash (and we're talking £5000+) and put it in the bank personally on payday as he thought no one would notice with his pay going in on the same day... Brains weren't his strong point either. He's now serving 5 years in Barlinnie was you his pad mate P.j . Used to live round the corner from me in the pads He's getting deported after serving his time thats a fcukin touch, a free flight home after his stretch Aye straight back to scam phone calls in Nigeria a phone jacker 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 my wifes cousin is a fraud investigator, feck that for a job i`d sooner be out of work.. totaly agree mate but some blatently take the piss she works in nhs fraud now, even the doctors are at it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 The systems a joke, i've worked since i left college (bar six months over Christmas) and a month after signing on i got told that i hadn't made enough NI contributions to get JSA and went onto hardship payments my personal advisor stitched me right up the cnut and after my complaint was investigated, was gone by the time i went back to sign on! Hopefully at the bottom of the North Sea. I don't understand it, there are people the same age as me (21) who've done diddly squat since school, never went to college or even had a job and yet never get investigated or questioned or told they haven't paid enough tax Total bollocks, take a few days cash in hand and keep your gob shut and the money under your mattress 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 (edited) The systems a joke, i've worked since i left college (bar six months over Christmas) and a month after signing on i got told that i hadn't made enough NI contributions to get JSA and went onto hardship payments my personal advisor stitched me right up the cnut and after my complaint was investigated, was gone by the time i went back to sign on! Hopefully at the bottom of the North Sea. I don't understand it, there are people the same age as me (21) who've done diddly squat since school, never went to college or even had a job and yet never get investigated or questioned or told they haven't paid enough tax Total bollocks, take a few days cash in hand and keep your gob shut and the money under your mattress some of ems got that much under the mattress they need a ladder to get in bed.. Edited May 28, 2012 by the_stig 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted May 29, 2012 Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 Let's see if barrones was I gets deported for fraude !!!!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,360 Posted May 29, 2012 Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 Let's see if barrones was I gets deported for fraude !!!!!! Spot on ! There's an easy way out, tell them your a member of parliament and that you didn't realise you were doing anything wrong......as far as you were concerned it was all within the rules and you would never do anything wrong on purpose. But make it clear that you will NOT be paying the money back as it was a genuine oversight on your part and you can't possibly be expected to notice an extra grand a week going into your account. Make a couple of apologies for the terrible mistake and bingo, your home free!!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted May 29, 2012 Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 Sounds more than likely hes been grassed and some of the worst culprits for it are the older generation who have never had to sighn on in their life and always had regular work in the pits or steelworks. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted May 29, 2012 Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 can people only be caught if they get grassed up? lol your ok we wont say nothing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted May 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 (edited) His mate ? Tell the truth it's you lol dont sign on me pal, not worth it imo. Stick with the odd day here and there doing fiddle work till things pick up. Edited May 29, 2012 by GrCh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cookiemonsterandmerlin Posted May 29, 2012 Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 His mate ? Tell the truth it's you lol dont sign on me pal, not worth it imo. Stick with the odd day here and there doing fiddle work till things pick up. Have heard lab pays you well to be his bitch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted May 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 His mate ? Tell the truth it's you lol dont sign on me pal, not worth it imo. Stick with the odd day here and there doing fiddle work till things pick up. Have heard lab pays you well to be his bitch lab couldn't afford me how ever your mum pays quite well. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joe67 239 Posted May 29, 2012 Report Share Posted May 29, 2012 dont know whats worse,the cheat or the grass! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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