Simoman 110 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Im waiting for Paulus to stick a photo up of predator...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Im waiting for Paulus to stick a photo up of predator...... just for you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Im waiting for Paulus to stick a photo up of predator...... I did think about it but didn't want to steal his thunder! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Mileago isn't kicking about is he................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,686 Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Suicide? possibly imagine a life of being a vegetarian 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 leopards hide their prey in trees not saying it is mind...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j1985 1,984 Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 It's the sort of thing I'd have done as a kid! But then I am actually the son of predator so that would explain a thing or two, oh and for the record your all ugly motherfuckers!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted May 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 I ventured back to claim the head of what I now consider my greatest hunting acheivement. I admit things started to go wrong when the skull started talking to me like a puppet, but despite my perserverance I just couldn't maintain an erection. I then incurred further issues as the mummification process of being left to dry for weeks in the sun was too much for me, so I bravely decided to give up and try again another day. Before fleeing I heroically placed it on the ground where hopefully it will de-toughen and I will have my glory when the rain and beasties have done ther work, I just wish I had the foresight to have carried it a mile further to the entrance first. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 couldn't maintain an erection. placed it on the ground where hopefully it will de-toughen and I will have my glory Thought about viagra? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted May 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 couldn't maintain an erection. placed it on the ground where hopefully it will de-toughen and I will have my glory Thought about viagra? gets stuck in my throat horribly stiff neck :icon_redface: sorry I will raise the bar, what do you call a cheese that isn't yours? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 couldn't maintain an erection. placed it on the ground where hopefully it will de-toughen and I will have my glory Thought about viagra? gets stuck in my throat horribly stiff neck :icon_redface: sorry I will raise the bar, what do you call a cheese that isn't yours? Someone elses cheese? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted May 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 couldn't maintain an erection. placed it on the ground where hopefully it will de-toughen and I will have my glory Thought about viagra? gets stuck in my throat horribly stiff neck :icon_redface: sorry I will raise the bar, what do you call a cheese that isn't yours? Someone elses cheese? Nacho Cheese! Oh crikey my sides are splitting, but it's hard to notice that since I am also on fire Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted May 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 couldn't maintain an erection. placed it on the ground where hopefully it will de-toughen and I will have my glory Thought about viagra? gets stuck in my throat horribly stiff neck :icon_redface: sorry I will raise the bar, what do you call a cheese that isn't yours? Someone elses cheese? Nacho Cheese! Oh crikey my sides are splitting, but it's hard to notice that since I am also on fire Ok one more, what type of cheese is made backwards? Or if you have heard that one, then what kind of cheese would you use to cover a small horse? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 couldn't maintain an erection. placed it on the ground where hopefully it will de-toughen and I will have my glory Thought about viagra? gets stuck in my throat horribly stiff neck :icon_redface: sorry I will raise the bar, what do you call a cheese that isn't yours? Someone elses cheese? Nacho Cheese! Oh crikey my sides are splitting, but it's hard to notice that since I am also on fire Ok one more, what type of cheese is made backwards? Or if you have heard that one, then what kind of cheese would you use to cover a small horse? Personally, I wouldn't use any kind of cheese to cover a small (or any size) horse! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 Edam and Mascapone.......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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