Millet 4,497 Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Feed them in your garden..and sit back and let a couple of fenn mk4's do the rest.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 II trap all the surrounding area bud he is the local do Gooder am getting a sign made BEWARE RAT SANCTUARY !!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
young man 225 Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 looking out me window this morning over the road a rat is feeding in me nighbours bird feeder the PHEASANT TYPE any way as a good nighbour on me way past i stops hes out cutting his hedge , you have rats bud it ran under you car and jumped up i the engine comparment says me , oh its ok says he there here all the while there field rats not sewer rats their not vermin i feed them he says all rats are the same basicly butt you can get black rats and browns rats "water rats" are just brown rats he must just be soft in his old age ahahahah Quote Link to post Share on other sites
young man 225 Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Ha.. Must be the area mate, my neighbours were very much the same when they first moved in and started feeding the birdys. Fecking rats everywhere and when I went round to tell 'em the error of their ways they becond me in to a pitch black house with the family perched in the kitchen watching them feed an play in the garden, they thought thats what living in the countr think y was all about.. wildlife!! Anyways after a 'strong' word or two an a loan of my crappy airgun to their keen 17 year old. He shot one, they stopped feedin 'em and then asked me about getting a dog. A tidy lurcher was obtained and we've gone on to giving the local critters a fair bit of excercise and now my daughter can play happily in a rodent free garden... Moral of the story GTE, get yer neighbour a terrier...!!! think some one local has terriers chuck a few dead rats on his lawn --the daft kunt or kill a rat on his lawn ahah or just stand back with a air rifle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 looking out me window this morning over the road a rat is feeding in me nighbours bird feeder the PHEASANT TYPE any way as a good nighbour on me way past i stops hes out cutting his hedge , you have rats bud it ran under you car and jumped up i the engine comparment says me , oh its ok says he there here all the while there field rats not sewer rats their not vermin i feed them he says all rats are the same basicly butt you can get black rats and browns rats "water rats" are just brown rats he must just be soft in his old age ahahahah . Water rats are voles bud if you see a black rat bud beware last time they were here the bubonic plague was about 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 all rats are the same basicly butt you can get black rats and browns rats "water rats" are just brown rats he must just be soft in his old age ahahahah Bit of wrong information there matey..brown rat's are bigger an more aggresive than the smaller black rat..and water rat's are not even rat's they are a totaly different species which belong to voles.. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Thought black rats were only to be found in some places in London. Docklands. Read that a few Years back , so the buildings referred to are prob not there now. Apparently they lived high up in attics of old buildings. Expert climbers by all accounts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 I read something like that aswell Scott...but i don't know how true it is as i have seen one many year's ago at a dock yard near too where i live and i caught one in a trap 3 mile from the coast.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 all rats are the same basicly butt you can get black rats and browns rats "water rats" are just brown rats he must just be soft in his old age ahahahah Bit of wrong information there matey..brown rat's are bigger an more aggresive than the smaller black rat..and water rat's are not even rat's they are a totaly different species which belong to voles.. that's what I've just put David Attenborough Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Before this turns in to the usual load of shite I put it on for a banter not for a debate of the sub species of rat or water vole I assure you I am well educated in the rat it's habits and controll methods what the carry look like , and behaviour and breeding patterns , it WAS FOR THE CRAIC . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Before this turns in to the usual load of shite I put it on for a banter not for a debate of the sub species of rat or water vole I assure you I am well educated in the rat it's habits and controll methods what the carry look like , and behaviour and breeding patterns , it WAS FOR THE CRAIC . ...Is this first time someone has got the hump on here because there piss take thread was ruined by some educational discussion...... Quality!!!! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Chill man.. ..they is nothing wrong with trying to educate the children on the site.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Before this turns in to the usual load of shite I put it on for a banter not for a debate of the sub species of rat or water vole I assure you I am well educated in the rat it's habits and controll methods what the carry look like , and behaviour and breeding patterns , it WAS FOR THE CRAIC . ...Is this first time someone has got the hump on here because there piss take thread was ruined by some educational discussion...... Quality!!!! hump ain't got the hump what do you think I am a jock , Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 I've just sent for two giant rat suits. Me and a mate are going to run in and out of his garden chased by my other mate in a cat suit 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Before this turns in to the usual load of shite I put it on for a banter not for a debate of the sub species of rat or water vole I assure you I am well educated in the rat it's habits and controll methods what the carry look like , and behaviour and breeding patterns , it WAS FOR THE CRAIC . ...Is this first time someone has got the hump on here because there piss take thread was ruined by some educational discussion...... Quality!!!! hump ain't got the hump what do you think I am a jock , No...this is how i imagine you...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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