rob.i 26 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 See how much he loves em when they chew the wiring in the engine compartment of his motor and fucks things right up!!! Yep and boy do them fickers make a mess 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 looking out me window this morning over the road a rat is feeding in me nighbours bird feeder the PHEASANT TYPE any way as a good nighbour on me way past i stops hes out cutting his hedge , you have rats bud it ran under you car and jumped up i the engine comparment says me , oh its ok says he there here all the while there field rats not sewer rats their not vermin i feed them he says Does he just think they live in his garden like? I'd get a few traps set....... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 (edited) Ha.. Must be the area mate, my neighbours were very much the same when they first moved in and started feeding the birdys. Fecking rats everywhere and when I went round to tell 'em the error of their ways they becond me in to a pitch black house with the family perched in the kitchen watching them feed an play in the garden, they thought thats what living in the countr think y was all about.. wildlife!! Anyways after a 'strong' word or two an a loan of my crappy airgun to their keen 17 year old. He shot one, they stopped feedin 'em and then asked me about getting a dog. A tidy lurcher was obtained and we've gone on to giving the local critters a fair bit of excercise and now my daughter can play happily in a rodent free garden... Moral of the story GTE, get yer neighbour a terrier...!!! think some one local has terriers chuck a few dead rats on his lawn --the daft kunt Edited May 23, 2012 by the_stig 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Ha.. Must be the area mate, my neighbours were very much the same when they first moved in and started feeding the birdys. Fecking rats everywhere and when I went round to tell 'em the error of their ways they becond me in to a pitch black house with the family perched in the kitchen watching them feed an play in the garden, they thought thats what living in the countr think y was all about.. wildlife!! Anyways after a 'strong' word or two an a loan of my crappy airgun to their keen 17 year old. He shot one, they stopped feedin 'em and then asked me about getting a dog. A tidy lurcher was obtained and we've gone on to giving the local critters a fair bit of excercise and now my daughter can play happily in a rodent free garden... Moral of the story GTE, get yer neighbour a terrier...!!! think some one local has terriers chuck a few dead rats on his lawn --the daft kunt na stig he's an anti throw more live ones 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Ha.. Must be the area mate, my neighbours were very much the same when they first moved in and started feeding the birdys. Fecking rats everywhere and when I went round to tell 'em the error of their ways they becond me in to a pitch black house with the family perched in the kitchen watching them feed an play in the garden, they thought thats what living in the countr think y was all about.. wildlife!! Anyways after a 'strong' word or two an a loan of my crappy airgun to their keen 17 year old. He shot one, they stopped feedin 'em and then asked me about getting a dog. A tidy lurcher was obtained and we've gone on to giving the local critters a fair bit of excercise and now my daughter can play happily in a rodent free garden... Moral of the story GTE, get yer neighbour a terrier...!!! think some one local has terriers chuck a few dead rats on his lawn --the daft kunt na stig he's an anti throw more live ones Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 feck knows why they chew wire had one chew through my pond pump wires a few year back... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Didn't some daft f****r die from lepto not so long ago trying to untangle an angry rat he was feeding after it got tangled up in the feeder? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gsi2000stokie 5 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 My brother had lepo, within 48 hours his body shut down, every vital organ stopped working, he turned yellow as a banana, and was on life support for 8 days, yes he nearly died, all because a rat at work pissed on his gloves, he lights a fag and it's in his system, that's the only explination he could think of. Not vermin? You should f slapped him about the face to ma him wake up! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Didn't some daft f****r die from lepto not so long ago trying to untangle an angry rat he was feeding after it got tangled up in the feeder? rings a bell ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spade 224 Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Was in a book shop and one of my kids was browsing through some nature book by Chris Packham and he was going on about how good it was he had rats living in his roof. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 i bet the same clown would tell you foxes dont prey on defencless animals either.????????????????????? They don't, they eat what the nice people put out for them, and they do lots of good by eating rubbish that untidy people leave around. I know it's true because I watched Foxes live in the city . I'm a changed person since I learned so much from listening to those experts and the lovely RSPCA people, and as soon as I can I'm going to replace my avatar with a picture of me stroking and hugging the Fox who comes into my garden every night to eat the Chicken and Steaks I cook specially for him, and I've named him Robin. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Telephone he council, say they are travelling from his property to yours and your concerned because the kids.. then sit back and watch the wierd fuckers face when the rat man turns up. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Telephone he council, say they are travelling from his property to yours and your concerned because the kids.. then sit back and watch the wierd fuckers face when the rat man turns up. And get a photo of it on here if you can. Nowt like seeing a grown man cry! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 DON'T WORRY MEN I HAVE A CUNNING PLAN !!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 DON'T WORRY MEN I HAVE A CUNNING PLAN !!!!!! dont burn the car you daft twat 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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