Cider

[LolaPat 49]

Having started a new job working with lads who drink proper cider I've started to get a taste for the stuff, I'm quite new to these as I only ever really ha strongbow and stuff like that. The favourite one for me at the moment is old Rosie, I was just wondering if any of you lads drink it and what others do you recommend? Thanks

[paulus 26]

Having started a new job working with lads who drink proper cider I've started to get a taste for the stuff, I'm quite new to these as I only ever really ha strongbow and stuff like that. The favourite one for me at the moment is old Rosie, I was just wondering if any of you lads drink it and what others do you recommend? Thanks

i recomend you get some panty liners if you drink it regular as it makes your arse bleed

[foxfan 479]

The real scrump, good for anything that ails you !

I recommend you drink at least four pints a day.

Edited May 23, 2012 by foxfan

[PlasticJock 539]

Old Rosie's good, scrumpy, Thistly Cross, and if you can get hold of it the homebrew that has bits floating in it and turns your piss the colour of lucozade

[marshman 7,758]

When you walk out the pub after drinking proper cider. Be careful not to cough because you will follow through and shite yourself lol

[PlasticJock 539]

And Westons

[paulus 26]

there was a old pup near me had scrumpy on the bar in an old plastic sherry barrel, if you ordered a pint he use to stick a knitting needle up the tap to clear the bits so he could pour it

[PlasticJock 539]

there was a old pup near me had scrumpy on the bar in an old plastic sherry barrel, if you ordered a pint he use to stick a knitting needle up the tap to clear the bits so he could pour it

 

I bet it was the sort of place you used to stick to the carpets too

[paulus 26]

there was a old pup near me had scrumpy on the bar in an old plastic sherry barrel, if you ordered a pint he use to stick a knitting needle up the tap to clear the bits so he could pour it

 

I bet it was the sort of place you used to stick to the carpets too

you wiped your feet on the way out

[PlasticJock 539]

there was a old pup near me had scrumpy on the bar in an old plastic sherry barrel, if you ordered a pint he use to stick a knitting needle up the tap to clear the bits so he could pour it

 

I bet it was the sort of place you used to stick to the carpets too

you wiped your feet on the way out

 

And your arse if you had a pint of that cider

[paulus 26]

there was a old pup near me had scrumpy on the bar in an old plastic sherry barrel, if you ordered a pint he use to stick a knitting needle up the tap to clear the bits so he could pour it

 

I bet it was the sort of place you used to stick to the carpets too

you wiped your feet on the way out

 

And your arse if you had a pint of that cider

like i said earlier drink enough and your arse starts to leak the red stuff

[darkie 143]

old rosie ,westons organics and years ago i got very pissed on kenny cramps ,about 14%.very nice .but yes ,be carefull were you fart,in the bath would be a good place

[LolaPat 49]

Well I've been having a fair few pints every night for the past couple of weeks and been Ok. Shitting myself must be something I should look forward for then

Edited May 23, 2012 by LolaPat

[Bootsha 1,306]

You get some of that proper stuff down your neck, and it puts a terrible strain on your main valve, has been know to cause a few to blow over the years, and it smells the same coming out yer valve as it did when you swallowed it

[foxfan 479]

You get some of that proper stuff down your neck, and it puts a terrible strain on your main valve, has been know to cause a few to blow over the years, and it smells the same coming out yer valve as it did when you swallowed it

 

Aye, but it's the good it does between holes, prolonged use will have you speaking in tongues !