Lab 10,979 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Whats a lampost?.....whats mains water?......whats a bin collection when you have to drag the b*****d 500 yards, i'd be better of driving it to the skip myself!!!! And yet still they want there f*****g council tax... you shouldn't have a 500 yard drive then, posh tw't! Dont be fooled like its some hegde lined tarmac drive mate....its a bumpy f*****g old forestry track.............its a c**t taking the bin down it...... Scot.......Who wants to go to f*****g Dalgety Bay anyway......... 'Gem.....Your place sounds like mine Gem......f**k buying water, i get folk to fill bottles up now. If the girl ever saw inside the well where it comes from then i'd very much doubt she'd wash in it never mind drink the stuff.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Oh I'm well civilised and like my comforts to much, to live like that lol my water was mucky looking the other week, and thought it was Armageddon lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Would be nice if they turned off all lamp posts after midnight, would be much better lamping! Light pollution sucks donkey dick. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 When we were younger we used to put lots of them out, on way home at nights lol A good boot with a doc did the job. They came back on hour later. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Oh I'm well civilised and like my comforts to much, to live like that lol my water was mucky looking the other week, and thought it was Armageddon lol Our tap water varys from lightly tinted brown to pee colour... Weve got used to roughing it, at least weve a warm house, electrics so dear we cook on an old range... Heats the house, the water and we cook the dinner on it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,506 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 'rob190364' timestamp='1337759459' post='2630429'] ='lab-tastic' timestamp='1337759250' post='2630425'] Whats a lampost?.....whats mains water?......whats a bin collection when you have to drag the b*****d 500 yards, i'd be better of driving it to the skip myself!!!! And yet still they want there f*****g council tax... you shouldn't have a 500 yard drive then, posh tw't! When ever have you seen a mental hospital on a main road they always have a 500 yard drive in case they escape Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stando 177 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Whats a lampost?.....whats mains water?......whats a bin collection when you have to drag the b*****d 500 yards, i'd be better of driving it to the skip myself!!!! And yet still they want there f*****g council tax... Yep,same here lab, mind you i wouldn't want it any other way Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 who`s councils turning off the lamp posts at night - ours are off at midnight in the first month break ins and car thefts are up.aint stopped the feckers putting the council tax up and we now have to pay 25 notes if we want a green bin .. how many do you want £10 each got loads 25 notes to empty the fecker few week back they left mine it had the wrong bar code on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 'rob190364' timestamp='1337759459' post='2630429'] ='lab-tastic' timestamp='1337759250' post='2630425'] Whats a lampost?.....whats mains water?......whats a bin collection when you have to drag the b*****d 500 yards, i'd be better of driving it to the skip myself!!!! And yet still they want there f*****g council tax... you shouldn't have a 500 yard drive then, posh tw't! When ever have you seen a mental hospital on a main road they always have a 500 yard drive in case they escape gives the nurses time to catch up.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 (edited) got up for a pee at 3 this morning had a look out all the lamp posts out but down in the village could see the council run leisure centre flood lights on ,on the astro turf all 6 of em Edited May 23, 2012 by the_stig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Whats a lampost?.....whats mains water?......whats a bin collection when you have to drag the b*****d 500 yards, i'd be better of driving it to the skip myself!!!! And yet still they want there f*****g council tax... Yep,same here lab, mind you i wouldn't want it any other way true mate.......just really the fact that you still pay the same council tax is terrible i think. Yes i get a relief on water but the rest of the services you dont. I had a fire here 2 years ago and the fire brigade were near on useless, not there fault i may add as there is no hyrant up this way so they kept on running out of water as i watched the place burn... No street lights like the original post, no lovely access road maintenace, pish telephone and internet connection, the gritters turn at the top of the road before they head along my way when the snow is here,,,,,i'm sure there are more things but your right for every bad point theres a few good points as well..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Whats a lampost?.....whats mains water?......whats a bin collection when you have to drag the b*****d 500 yards, i'd be better of driving it to the skip myself!!!! And yet still they want there f*****g council tax... Yep,same here lab, mind you i wouldn't want it any other way true mate.......just really the fact that you still pay the same council tax is terrible i think. Yes i get a relief on water but the rest of the services you dont. I had a fire here 2 years ago and the fire brigade were near on useless, not there fault i may add as there is no hyrant up this way so they kept on running out of water as i watched the place burn... No street lights like the original post, no lovely access road maintenace, pish telephone and internet connection, the gritters turn at the top of the road before they head along my way when the snow is here,,,,,i'm sure there are more things but your right for every bad point theres a few good points as well..... sort of place you either love or hate to live -- i`m right on the edge of the village got more ups than downs --guess yours is the same lab Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Whats a lampost?.....whats mains water?......whats a bin collection when you have to drag the b*****d 500 yards, i'd be better of driving it to the skip myself!!!! And yet still they want there f*****g council tax... Yep,same here lab, mind you i wouldn't want it any other way true mate.......just really the fact that you still pay the same council tax is terrible i think. Yes i get a relief on water but the rest of the services you dont. I had a fire here 2 years ago and the fire brigade were near on useless, not there fault i may add as there is no hyrant up this way so they kept on running out of water as i watched the place burn... No street lights like the original post, no lovely access road maintenace, pish telephone and internet connection, the gritters turn at the top of the road before they head along my way when the snow is here,,,,,i'm sure there are more things but your right for every bad point theres a few good points as well..... sort of place you either love or hate to live -- i`m right on the edge of the village got more ups than downs --guess yours is the same lab Yip....a couple of miles from the nearest town but it feels miles away, probably because its surrounded by the forestry it seems more secluded..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Tbh lab the rest of f*****g fife ain't much better lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Whats a lampost?.....whats mains water?......whats a bin collection when you have to drag the b*****d 500 yards, i'd be better of driving it to the skip myself!!!! And yet still they want there f*****g council tax... Yep,same here lab, mind you i wouldn't want it any other way true mate.......just really the fact that you still pay the same council tax is terrible i think. Yes i get a relief on water but the rest of the services you dont. I had a fire here 2 years ago and the fire brigade were near on useless, not there fault i may add as there is no hyrant up this way so they kept on running out of water as i watched the place burn... No street lights like the original post, no lovely access road maintenace, pish telephone and internet connection, the gritters turn at the top of the road before they head along my way when the snow is here,,,,,i'm sure there are more things but your right for every bad point theres a few good points as well..... move then you whinging f'cker....I live a stones thrown from a shitty estate and a load of gypos, I know which I'd prefer!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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