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Its more technique than strength mate....................

Give it a good headbutt

Grab it by the head then whip crack it like you would a towel on your favourite naked blokes arse

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I think you are all sick sick men.

 

This is rediculous and the thread should be closed immediately.

 

There is only one way to humanely dispatch a rabbit and that is to give it a lethal injection behind the neck as you would a dog at a vets to be put to sleep.

 

This is a pain free death for the rabbit but more importantly keeps it in perfect shape, still warm and un-damaged ready for members of THL to use as a condom :thumbs:

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My personal favourite way is to play a justin beiber record at um. You dont even need to catch um first that way, they all just drop dead on the spot then all you have to do is walk round the field picking them up.

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I go for the long game personally because killing a bunny is cruel. I prefer to break their moral, cripple their self-esteem and leave them the materials to take their own lives in a humane way. A catalyst would be to try and convert them to a cult, which is also convenient for mass genocide but this is strictly for pest control purposes. A quicker method is to just shout BOO! but I consider this murder.

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Rabbits don't need killing, if all you nasty people who shoot, Ferret, or chase them around the countryside with Dogs would just leave them alone they'd regulate their own numbers and live in perfect harmony with us and all the other fluffy little creatures.

 

Best Regards,

Brian May :thumbs:

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I go for the long game personally because killing a bunny is cruel. I prefer to break their moral, cripple their self-esteem and leave them the materials to take their own lives in a humane way. A catalyst would be to try and convert them to a cult, which is also convenient for mass genocide but this is strictly for pest control purposes. A quicker method is to just shout BOO! but I consider this murder.

you a tory ? lol

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