Qbgrey 4,065 Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 met claud van dame in a toilet,(not a george micheal type meeting)he spoke first and seemed a real nice person. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,111 Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 My old journeyman told me a story about Graham souness, when Souness was playing for Liverpool he went back to saughton in his ferrari to visit his old dear and my old journeyman asked for his autograph to which souness replied "get tae f**k ye wee prick!!" he came out to his Ferrari keyed to f**k!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Met Geoff Capes once, total f*****g dickhead,, a real arrogant c**t, Met Leo Sayers in Glasgow a coupla years back, he was hilarious, he was on the phone to my mother in law for about 20 mins, really nice bloke, lol. did he make you feel like 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,994 Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Met a few and never see any bad , though never in pubs or drunk , think when in drink it brings the worst out in people , some off the best are Graham Taylor (ex England Manager) , Margie Clarke (scouse actress) worked for Norman Wisdom (he was as funny in real life as he was on screen) Carl Fogarty . sat watching the tt races me and a mate , fogarty turned up with a mate , the 4 of us had some crack for a couple off hrs watchin the bikes . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 while out shooting rabbits i nearly shot a pro rugby player and what could of ended his career, his fault !! he kicked it and shouted "shoot it"!!!! so i did silly GREEN mistake, all three people who were there are also on here i fooking shat myself i did shoot a couple that day mind i also knew a kid who worked for the famous MIKES CARPETS (stringfellow wannabe) not the kid by the way, i got a whilton off him for £150 what should have been about £ 600 cheers MIKEY you "trying to push in front of me in the night club with your grand daughter for a wife" you TWAT, WARRA COCK he was he called me a pheasant the thick cnut Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 46,572 Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Chico is one of the biggest f*****g idiots god put on this earth...... my oldest brother who is in his 60s, bumped into Sean Connery and Tarby and all them while playing golf in Spain.....thay were sat having a drink and Connery was acting a righ ignorant prick so my brother got the bollock ache and got up to stick one on him......anyways, many apologies from Tarby and co and Tarby sent over a bottle of champagne by way of a sorry for Connerys behaviour. Nick Moran is a very modest and genuine bloke and a very good crack Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 met claud van dame in a toilet,(not a george micheal type meeting)he spoke first and seemed a real nice person. i Eel fish below george micheal's garden. thats where i plan to take mainman when he invites me on his pegs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Chico is one of the biggest f*****g idiots god put on this earth...... my oldest brother who is in his 60s, bumped into Sean Connery and Tarby and all them while playing golf in Spain.....thay were sat having a drink and Connery was acting a righ ignorant prick so my brother got the bollock ache and got up to stick one on him......anyways, many apologies from Tarby and co and Tarby sent over a bottle of champagne by way of a sorry for Connerys behaviour. Nick Moran is a very modest and genuine bloke and a very good crack leave "Earth" out of this Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Met Geoff Capes once, total f*****g dickhead,, a real arrogant c**t, Met Leo Sayers in Glasgow a coupla years back, he was hilarious, he was on the phone to my mother in law for about 20 mins, really nice bloke, lol. did he make you feel like Hahahaha he was a very cool guy really. Was sitting with his collection of beautiful backing singers ! about 14 of them and chatted to her on the phone for ages, no complaining, and seemed a good laugh. Thing is, I had just been chatting to Martin O`Niell and had to leave him to go over and speak to Leo hahahaha. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Can't stand Sean Connery. He always gives you the impression of being an arrogant prick, that Abd the stories stories you read And hear. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Met Geoff Capes once, total f*****g dickhead,, a real arrogant c**t, Met Leo Sayers in Glasgow a coupla years back, he was hilarious, he was on the phone to my mother in law for about 20 mins, really nice bloke, lol. did he make you feel like Hahahaha he was a very cool guy really. Was sitting with his collection of beautiful backing singers ! about 14 of them and chatted to her on the phone for ages, no complaining, and seemed a good laugh. Thing is, I had just been chatting to Martin O`Niell and had to leave him to go over and speak to Leo hahahaha. so martin didn't make you feel like some good stories on this thread and i'm sure there all gospel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Can't stand Sean Connery. He always gives you the impression of being an arrogant prick, that Abd the stories stories you read And hear. he was a twat in bond Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 I nearly got hit on my bike by Ken Barlow in a volvo...he was very apologetic....then a few days later Robbie Savage nearly ran over me on Sainsburys car park...stupid ponce was reaching fir something in his glove box and veered straight at me! and speaking of Barlows, my ma and auntie were washing their hands in a public loo and someone was having a rather noisey shit...they were sniggering then next thing the toilet flushes and out walks dierdrie! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
predatorman 54 Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 i met eric bristow and keith deller whilst they were doing a darts exhibition on the dutch dash north sea ferry. at the time andy fordham (the viking) was in hospital with his liver problem. after they had finished, i went and asked how he was, they replied with "he's f*cked pal, going 6ft under." erics parting comment was " he's a f*cking w*nker anyway!" pair of t*ssers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 carl fogerty the bike racer told me to move -- told him to feck off ,, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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