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i met Rolfe Harris at the airport when i was about 10 - went over and asked for his autograph and he told me to "piss off - I'm on holiday too". My old man had a word with him that ended up with security being called. :boogy: It was about the highlight of the holiday from memory

that's proper bad!!! your dad should have launched him across the airport!

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thats him devon dog cheers :thumbs: ,,,,compleat wanker ...... honestly me and the receptionist were very polite, you couldnt aford not to be,, its the best hotel in nottingham,,,so you realy have to mind your P;s and Q;s,,,,

 

met no end working that hotel,,,met gorden ramsey,,,he was doing one of those programs were he makes a resurant good again,,, he ate in our resturant ,,,which is very good :yes: then stood outside on the door talking,,,and some fella came in with a kebab,,, he says feck me that smells nice,, and fecked off round the corner to get one :laugh:

 

ian botham was funny,, half pissed,, having a good time in the bar,, very aprochable fella....

 

heres an embarrasing moment.....working the same hotel..........we used to get the wwf wrestlers evry year,, they come to notts arena doing a show.........

 

anyway we had this doorman that was a bit of a fan,,,fanny might be a better word :laugh: ,,,,so they all get off the coach and walk in ,,,, in walks tripple hhh,, hes real name is hunter....this doorman only chasses after him up the stairs shouting "hunter" hunter" :icon_redface: feck me i dont think ive ever been so embarresed,, silly c**t wanted his aurtograph

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:D:laugh::icon_redface: twat,,,see you sunday ;)

 

You certainly will my friend, ill bring my WWE belt and spandex :tongue2:

only because you wear them all the time, it's not like you're making a special effort or anything! :laugh:

 

But i have upgraded my belt at toysrus!!!!

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:D:laugh::icon_redface: twat,,,see you sunday ;)

 

You certainly will my friend, ill bring my WWE belt and spandex :tongue2:

only because you wear them all the time, it's not like you're making a special effort or anything! :laugh:

 

But i have upgraded my belt at toysrus!!!!

Thats a very nice way of putting your getting a fat f****r.............. :laugh:

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Best one was that tuffnel sat in a well known hotel near a race course he was sat moaning how it was shite so one of the lads says to him come with us we'll sort a better one for you the cheeky twat ignored him stood up and walked away , about 4hours later who turns up to the door were the fella works !!!!!!! Red faced tuffer's

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ive heard from several people that tufnells a total cnut,wouldnt talk to the tradesmen working on his house

I'd make sure a few dead fish went into his wall cavities if that was me! tosser! there's just no need for it at all.

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