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Met Prince Edward, really nice chap, Ken Dodd was about as funny as genital warts and worst was aged 9 on holiday in Weston Super Mare, we asked Russ Abbott for his autograph, b*****d blanked us and ran across the road, anyone remember the kids show "Palace Hill"? The actor who played Nick Knuckle used to work in a bar in Nottingham in the early 90's, we always called in for a pint on a friday night three sheets to the wind and gave him a sing song and some light hearted banter.....................until he had us barred :laugh::cray::laugh:

 

At Selby last year stabba made a fool of himself drooling all over the actor who plays Cain Dingle.........

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rammit ya goon you posh spice and big nose were all over chico that night swooning like a bunch of wet school girls i heard ....Met Nik Moran that night at fattys garage seemed a good lad but kept pe

did some work for john nettles and his sour faced wife one morn ing he came out and asked if we knew where his dog was to which my son replied your the fecking detective

That is embarrasing , what a PR1CK he obviously is , and to think he lived off the back off others , Lennon McCartney and Harrison , oh i forgot he narrates kids tv programme , YEP THAT MAKES HIM A LI

once seen that clown who does the window adverts that shouts you buy one you get one free pissed at the train station trying to get free drinks asking barman dont you know who i am then shouting his catch phrase only stopped when the barman said well not hear you dont

That guy is one of the most annoying f**k wits on planet earth, second only to that bell end that does the go compare advert. If i ever heard either of them coming out with their catch phrases I would not be responsible for my actions

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Do Royalty count?? :victory:

oh yes!

what about the MODS on here as bar a couple the rest are big headed dickheads and because they are MODS are also experts. :whistling:

Ha ha earth you still looking them warning points.

speaking from the heart, freedom of speech so to speak.

not done nor said nothing below the belt have i?? :hmm:

Freedom of speech.Reserved for the FEW...I'm Getting myself up to EDRD this year... :icon_eek::whistling:
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went down to chelsea when leeds played em back in the good old days, we were on the bingo bus . giving the v sign to matt or luke goss , dont know witch one it was . he was in a range rover with two big brusers giving it big licks , then the lights turned to red , he shit his self when the emergency door flew open at the back of the bus and a handfull of leeds fans got off and approached his motor his minder floored it and he was gone

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Met Prince Edward, really nice chap, Ken Dodd was about as funny as genital warts and worst was aged 9 on holiday in Weston Super Mare, we asked Russ Abbott for his autograph, b*****d blanked us and ran across the road, anyone remember the kids show "Palace Hill"? The actor who played Nick Knuckle used to work in a bar in Nottingham in the early 90's, we always called in for a pint on a friday night three sheets to the wind and gave him a sing song and some light hearted banter.....................until he had us barred :laugh::cray::laugh:

 

At Selby last year stabba made a fool of himself drooling all over the actor who plays Cain Dingle.........

A digging friend plays polo with royalty AND he is a member on here(Arnt you George :bye: ).

i do vermin control for someone who is in line for the throne( another member on here was there with me 3 wks ago and left with 53 rabbits in 6 hrs).

i was a keeper for sir frank williams and met alsorts there.

going to stop now :tongue2:

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My Dad tried to speak to Charlie Nicholas at the greyhounds one night and he blanked him, walked about like some superstar seemingly. Arrogant c**t.

 

Was at the golf at St Andrews when i was really young, was grabbing autographs right left and centre.....i was dying to get Greg Norman so i decided to draw a Great White Shark on my programme like his design.....he signed it and threw it on the floor and kept walking. I remember my Dad was wanting to slap his puss.... :laugh:

 

Went to a Football Forum night down Kirkcaldy and Macavennie and Chic Charnley were speaking at it. After the night me and a couple of mates went out for a few pints with Macca and Chic....it was great.. :toast: One of my friends was renowned for having parties and we asked them back, i reckon Macca was dying to go but Chic talked him out of it.... :cray:

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My Dad tried to speak to Charlie Nicholas at the greyhounds one night and he blanked him, walked about like some superstar seemingly. Arrogant c**t.

 

Was at the golf at St Andrews when i was really young, was grabbing autographs right left and centre.....i was dying to get Greg Norman so i decided to draw a Great White Shark on my programme like his design.....he signed it and threw it on the floor and kept walking. I remember my Dad was wanting to slap his puss.... :laugh:

 

Went to a Football Forum night down Kirkcaldy and Macavennie and Chic Charnley were speaking at it. After the night me and a couple of mates went out for a few pints with Macca and Chic....it was great.. :toast: One of my friends was renowned for having parties and we asked them back, i reckon Macca was dying to go but Chic talked him out of it.... :cray:

 

id have blanked you too ya scottish peasant :D

now bugger off and brew some whiskey and while your at it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

get yer mother cutting that lucky heather to sell on the streets :tongue2:

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My Dad tried to speak to Charlie Nicholas at the greyhounds one night and he blanked him, walked about like some superstar seemingly. Arrogant c**t.

 

Was at the golf at St Andrews when i was really young, was grabbing autographs right left and centre.....i was dying to get Greg Norman so i decided to draw a Great White Shark on my programme like his design.....he signed it and threw it on the floor and kept walking. I remember my Dad was wanting to slap his puss.... :laugh:

 

Went to a Football Forum night down Kirkcaldy and Macavennie and Chic Charnley were speaking at it. After the night me and a couple of mates went out for a few pints with Macca and Chic....it was great.. :toast: One of my friends was renowned for having parties and we asked them back, i reckon Macca was dying to go but Chic talked him out of it.... :cray:

 

id have blanked you too ya scottish peasant :D

now bugger off and brew some whiskey and while your at it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

get yer mother cutting that lucky heather to sell on the streets :tongue2:

:laugh: ...........i was reading your posts on this thread and not for one minute do i disbelieve you have met all these people.......but why make up shit like this...............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I was a keeper for..........!!".........................................f*****g slept wi one maybe..... :laugh:

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My Dad tried to speak to Charlie Nicholas at the greyhounds one night and he blanked him, walked about like some superstar seemingly. Arrogant c**t.

 

Was at the golf at St Andrews when i was really young, was grabbing autographs right left and centre.....i was dying to get Greg Norman so i decided to draw a Great White Shark on my programme like his design.....he signed it and threw it on the floor and kept walking. I remember my Dad was wanting to slap his puss.... :laugh:

 

Went to a Football Forum night down Kirkcaldy and Macavennie and Chic Charnley were speaking at it. After the night me and a couple of mates went out for a few pints with Macca and Chic....it was great.. :toast: One of my friends was renowned for having parties and we asked them back, i reckon Macca was dying to go but Chic talked him out of it.... :cray:

 

id have blanked you too ya scottish peasant :D

now bugger off and brew some whiskey and while your at it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

get yer mother cutting that lucky heather to sell on the streets :tongue2:

:laugh: ...........i was reading your posts on this thread and not for one minute do i disbelieve you have met all these people.......but why make up shit like this...............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I was a keeper for..........!!".........................................f*****g slept wi one maybe..... :laugh:

i were on my first job way before your mammy and pa were getting you measured up for your first tartan skirt ;)

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Met Geoff Capes once, total f*****g dickhead,, a real arrogant c**t,

 

Met Leo Sayers in Glasgow a coupla years back, he was hilarious, he was on the phone to my mother in law for about 20 mins, really nice bloke, lol.

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My Dad tried to speak to Charlie Nicholas at the greyhounds one night and he blanked him, walked about like some superstar seemingly. Arrogant c**t.

 

Was at the golf at St Andrews when i was really young, was grabbing autographs right left and centre.....i was dying to get Greg Norman so i decided to draw a Great White Shark on my programme like his design.....he signed it and threw it on the floor and kept walking. I remember my Dad was wanting to slap his puss.... :laugh:

 

Went to a Football Forum night down Kirkcaldy and Macavennie and Chic Charnley were speaking at it. After the night me and a couple of mates went out for a few pints with Macca and Chic....it was great.. :toast: One of my friends was renowned for having parties and we asked them back, i reckon Macca was dying to go but Chic talked him out of it.... :cray:

 

id have blanked you too ya scottish peasant :D

now bugger off and brew some whiskey and while your at it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

get yer mother cutting that lucky heather to sell on the streets :tongue2:

:laugh: ...........i was reading your posts on this thread and not for one minute do i disbelieve you have met all these people.......but why make up shit like this...............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I was a keeper for..........!!".........................................f*****g slept wi one maybe..... :laugh:

i were on my first job way before your mammy and pa were getting you measured up for your first tartan skirt ;)

But dont let that bother you if you want any advice remember......................... :angel::D

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Mike Tyson once called me a twat. I said "who are you calling a twat ya f*****g wee poofy fairy!!!".............dont know what he said cause i put the phone down...... :D

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