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After the shameful performance of wanker Terry at the weekend it got me thinking about famous people being pricks. Anyone got any stories? We all know the ones that have been in the paper, I mean personal experiences. Mine...

 

...a young girl (she's about 25 now) I used to work with was out on a night out and a bloke came up to her and came out with the rather blunt line "my name is Nathan Moore, I'm a pop star, do you want to come back to mine", she said she'd never heard of him so he started banging out 'the harder I try' right in the middle of the pub (he was the lead singer of 80s one hit wonder Brother Beyond for those that don't know), she said she'd still not heard of him....why would she, it was out about 10 years before she was even born!! He wouldn't have it at all though and kept following her round all night going on about how he's a pop star and singing to her.....amusingly always the same song. Apparently he was proper arrogant, a right tit.

 

...my mate and his mrs were stood in the queue to see a comedian when this merc pulled up and out jumps Jenny Powell, she walked straight to the front of the queue and tried to get in, when the security people wouldn't let her jump the queue she did the whole "don't you know who I am" routine, screaming her head off and when they still wouldn't she jumped back in the merc and it drove off.

 

...another girl I used to work with was at the cinema in Manchester and Dev off Coronation St was in there with his mates, proper pissed out of his head and he started throwing pop corn at people in the front and being loud during the film, about 10 minutes into the film he was forcably ejected by security :laugh:

 

...not really a dickhead one but I was walking to the office in Wilmslow once and Tim Healey came staggering out of Greggs scoffing a pasty or something, proper shit faced, it was about 9:30 in the morning.....good lad! :laugh: :laugh:

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I've met a few celebs through my work and one of the most arrogant was Austin Healey the rugby player. The best was Stephen Graham the scouse actor he is a gentleman and a proper down to earth bloke!

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Do Royalty count?? :victory:

oh yes!

what about the MODS on here as bar a couple the rest are big headed dickheads and because they are MODS are also experts. :whistling:

Ha ha earth you still looking them warning points.

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Do Royalty count?? :victory:

oh yes!

what about the MODS on here as bar a couple the rest are big headed dickheads and because they are MODS are also experts. :whistling:

Ha ha earth you still looking them warning points.

speaking from the heart, freedom of speech so to speak.

not done nor said nothing below the belt have i?? :hmm:

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Joe Rogan- comedian and UFC commentator. Complete knob. Met him twice now and both times he was a seriously arrogant bast*rd.

that surprises me, I know it's difficult to tell from seeing them on the TV but I sort of expected him to be quite down to earth. What did he do?

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once seen that clown who does the window adverts that shouts you buy one you get one free pissed at the train station trying to get free drinks asking barman dont you know who i am then shouting his catch phrase only stopped when the barman said well not hear you dont

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once seen that clown who does the window adverts that shouts you buy one you get one free pissed at the train station trying to get free drinks asking barman dont you know who i am then shouting his catch phrase only stopped when the barman said well not hear you dont

he actually owns the company doesn't he?

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