baw 4,360 Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 did you miss me huh did you huh huh lol. Yes my fellow online friends, I'm back to have banter with some and exchange 'opinions' with others. I said when I left I didn't feel right being on a hunting site(even though mostly talk pish(get that in first lol)) when I never had a dog to run. But now the hunting season is over and the silly season is well in full flow, I thought I'd grace your presence once more.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Man goes to India for a cheap cock extension. The surgeon suggests a baby elephants trunk at £3000, Man agrees. 6 weeks later while having dinner with his new girlfriend he feels an unusual stirring in his pants & thinks this is the night. While chatting over dinner, his cock flips out, steals an apple off the table & goes back. 'Wow' she says, can you do that again? He says my cock can, but i dont think my arse-hole can take another apple! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Hahaha.....didn't miss you anyway! LOL Welcome back you saluki loving rogue! ;-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Hahaha.....didn't miss you anyway! LOL Welcome back you saluki loving rogue! ;-) Pmsl Johnny, cheers pal. I've noticed you have some competition on the quickest picture putter upper from that you scallywag paulis, hard times ahead my friend :0P 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Alright mate......... Your last thread went down a strom......... Hows things anyway.........new dog got any Saluki in it?...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Alright mate......... Your last thread went down a strom......... Hows things anyway.........new dog got any Saluki in it?...... Alright lab, aye I noticed it was locked. Over zealous from that new mod malt me reckons lol. Not got new dog yet lab but it's in the pipeline, it'll ruffle a few feathers of my feather loving friends lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Hahaha.....didn't miss you anyway! LOL Welcome back you saluki loving rogue! ;-) Pmsl Johnny, cheers pal. I've noticed you have some competition on the quickest picture putter upper from that you scallywag paulis, hard times ahead my friend :0P I passed the mantle onto paulus mate LOL,I'm pc-less at the moment so I've had to give the pics a rest has I'm one of them down with the trumpets smartphone thingymajigs! LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Alright mate......... Your last thread went down a strom......... Hows things anyway.........new dog got any Saluki in it?...... Alright lab, aye I noticed it was locked. Over zealous from that new mod malt me reckons lol. Not got new dog yet lab but it's in the pipeline, it'll ruffle a few feathers of my feather loving friends lol. Powers went straight to his head mate.............to join the site now you have to sing "Land of my Fathers" down the phone and do horrible things to a very randy sheep called Malt2... ....Dont get banned ffs.... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Hahaha.....didn't miss you anyway! LOL Welcome back you saluki loving rogue! ;-) Pmsl Johnny, cheers pal. I've noticed you have some competition on the quickest picture putter upper from that you scallywag paulis, hard times ahead my friend :0P I passed the mantle onto paulus mate LOL,I'm pc-less at the moment so I've had to give the pics a rest has I'm one of them down with the trumpets smartphone thingymajigs! LOL Is that what it is....................MON THE SMARTPHONE.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Hahaha.....didn't miss you anyway! LOL Welcome back you saluki loving rogue! ;-) Pmsl Johnny, cheers pal. I've noticed you have some competition on the quickest picture putter upper from that you scallywag paulis, hard times ahead my friend :0P I passed the mantle onto paulus mate LOL,I'm pc-less at the moment so I've had to give the pics a rest has I'm one of them down with the trumpets smartphone thingymajigs! LOL Hahaha.....didn't miss you anyway! LOL Welcome back you saluki loving rogue! ;-) Pmsl Johnny, cheers pal. I've noticed you have some competition on the quickest picture putter upper from that you scallywag paulis, hard times ahead my friend :0P I passed the mantle onto paulus mate LOL,I'm pc-less at the moment so I've had to give the pics a rest has I'm one of them down with the trumpets smartphone thingymajigs! LOL Pmsl mate, I'm the same as you probably noticed when I wrote you scallywag instead of young, too much effort to correct it lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Hahaha.......paulus does the pics but he's lacking the killer speech bubbles which in my opinion was the coup de grace! LOL :-o (miss them emoticons though) Perhaps we'll get that THL app that I heard Scott on about or was he on about that tummy tuck Op,can't quite recall now. ;-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Lmao lab, they're scrapping the barrel for mods mate. Think I might help Ian out, had him in a good mood earlier, he finally agreed with me pmsl. So Ian I'm going to come to your rescue, send me the big red button and I'll sort this place out. I'll waive the enormous fee simoman and co demand, I'll just do it for the love. To relive your fears I have on my cv, one poachers rest who offered me a room of my own on there site. I had to decline, bit too much padding in it for my liking and the jacket provided had too many buckles. But we parted company amicably. No need to thank me, I look forward to your pm. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Lmao lab, they're scrapping the barrel for mods mate. Think I might help Ian out, had him in a good mood earlier, he finally agreed with me pmsl. So Ian I'm going to come to your rescue, send me the big red button and I'll sort this place out. I'll waive the enormous fee simoman and co demand, I'll just do it for the love. To relive your fears I have on my cv, one poachers rest who offered me a room of my own on there site. I had to decline, bit too much padding in it for my liking and the jacket provided had too many buckles. But we parted company amicably. No need to thank me, I look forward to your pm. I think the normal procedure on Mods goes to a vote mate...............so in the words of Steven from Braveheart "I'm pretty sure, your f****d!!!"............... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted May 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 I miss them too Johnny, still better than nowt. Aye the bubbles were the dogs danglies Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted May 15, 2012 Report Share Posted May 15, 2012 Lmao lab, they're scrapping the barrel for mods mate. Think I might help Ian out, had him in a good mood earlier, he finally agreed with me pmsl. So Ian I'm going to come to your rescue, send me the big red button and I'll sort this place out. I'll waive the enormous fee simoman and co demand, I'll just do it for the love. To relive your fears I have on my cv, one poachers rest who offered me a room of my own on there site. I had to decline, bit too much padding in it for my liking and the jacket provided had too many buckles. But we parted company amicably. No need to thank me, I look forward to your pm. here you go 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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