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hey just smile nicely and say:

 

no my hands are only full whenever i've got my boyfriends/husbands balls cupped in my hands. great on old ladies but doesn't work to well if your a fella :laugh: :laugh:

 

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no not really as my dogs are on a lead you fuckwit!!!!

 

 

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just say opinions are like ARSEHOLES everyone has one!!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

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every time i came across this women and her mad labrador it would try and mount my lurcher bitch,dribbling siliva all over me dogs back,in the end i got well fed up with the usual comments so one day i said '' no ,no shes got cannine h.i.v,not long to live poor soul'' that sorted it out.

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Funny you should say that SkyCat...Two women walking past me last week, i'd stopped as one of my dogs was taking a dump..."Got your hands full there" one said...I replied gettting the nappy bag out..."I will have in a minute"...took a second or two but they creased :laugh::laugh:

 

Another dogwalker wrestling a mad collie was counting "1...2...3...4...5...6...7 nice dogs and i end up with this b*****d" :laugh::laugh:

 

Are they rescues...no they're mine

 

Keep your dogs back he's an entire male :laugh::laugh:

 

Are they all your dogs..."No...this bad dog on the lead is the wife's" :laugh::laugh:

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