Guest Macnas Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 You could reply: "Yes indeed I do, but more importantly, have you let God into your life?" or "Thats as maybe, but at least my dogs aren't shite" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rabbithunter 456 Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 I've came across the "dog" scenario i dont know how many times. Both dogs of mine are under control. And some shitty little terrier comes up yapping etc... If i didnt think the dog's were under control, i would not let them off the lead in a public area. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mussells 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 OK, does anyone have any witty answers for me to give the hordes of ickle pet owners walking their ickle dogs when I pass them, lurchers and terriers at heel and ignoring their mad mutt straining on the leash barking/growling/screaming at me and my pack. Nine times out of ten, what do they say? "Oh you've got your hands full there" God! I so wish I could tell them what I really feel like saying. The other one they come out with is "how DO you manage all those dogs at once?" and even better.........."How do you remember all their names?" 5 lurchers and 2 terriers...how hard is that??! And the best/worst one.........usually a Collie cross intent on stalking my dogs: sets down about 50 yards away as it's coming towards us, owner lingering way back along the track oblivious to what their little sod is doing: giving my lot the eye, which tends to upset mine just a bit (they see it as a threat) AS the owner comes up they nearly always say.................you've guessed it> "He just wants to play!" FFS, it's driving me bonkers: so any witty replies would be greatfully received: NOT the sort of replies that will land me in court or hospital please! to the "oh you,ve got your hands full there"............ "not really my dogs behave!!!!! now feck off you tree hugging, ganja smoking,bunny kissing,tent living,labour loving b*st*rd!!!!!! arggghhhh!! I HATE PEOPLE!!!!!! keep on screaming and i think they might not talk to you anymore!!!! hope it helps!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vermin Dropper 2 Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 "Oh you've got your hands full there" "thats not what your wife says" or "yes, so has your husband" "how DO you manage all those dogs at once?" "well I have to sleep with one at a time, takes a while but it's worth it! "How do you remember all their names?" "easy, I have more than 3 brain cells" "He just wants to play!" "Thats ok, my dogs like to fight to the death, hope he likes to do that too" :whistle: :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 OK, does anyone have any witty answers for me to give the hordes of ickle pet owners walking their ickle dogs when I pass them, lurchers and terriers at heel and ignoring their mad mutt straining on the leash barking/growling/screaming at me and my pack ..... AS the owner comes up they nearly always say.................you've guessed it> "He just wants to play!" Yes, mate. Just point absently at one of ye own Dogs and say: " Yeah? Well, watch that one, mate. He's got Parvo ..... " Works every time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Next time they remark you have got your hands full, tell them its only temporary as you sold them as a job lot for vivisection.................. f**k!!!!!!! my monitor is having a bad time this week, where's that cloth :clapper:Brilliant reply simoman, i'm going to use that one "Oh you've got your hands full there" "thats not what your wife says" or "yes, so has your husband" "how DO you manage all those dogs at once?" "well I have to sleep with one at a time, takes a while but it's worth it! "How do you remember all their names?" "easy, I have more than 3 brain cells" "He just wants to play!" "Thats ok, my dogs like to fight to the death, hope he likes to do that too" :whistle: :whistle: Oh god!!!! this is all brilliant. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 6,173 Posted May 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 (edited) Vermindropper: just brilliant! Particularly like the first and third ones. Just read them again and I like yours Macnas: the 'have you let God into your life?' I reckon that would leave most people stunned: OR, they might just be born again Christians and want to talk about it to me! Aaagh! Edited May 16, 2007 by skycat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rabbithunter 456 Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 :laugh: I'd have to go with Ditch Shitter's or one of Vermin Dropper's reply Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pat blewitt 41 Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 You've got your hands full with that lot, reply You should see the shit bins when they've all done crapping!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jawbone 0 Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Oh i need a new job & theres not a window cleaner by me,mind i am not up a ladder so maybe not Not many window cleaners use ladders anymore, they have long poles to reach the top ones The problem is these long poles are prepared to work for peanuts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest whitser Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 i get them comments all the time,people look at you as if your a bit mad.i always say "they keep me out of trouble" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,863 Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Jeeze people,whats up with you lot?Be like me and smile into their hollow dull faces and politely say''GO f**k YOURSELF ASSHOLE''.Works everytime for me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SJM Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Why let it annoy you? I dont meet many people out on walks cos I live out in the hills and deliberately go to places where I wont meet people, but usually when I do pass other dog walkers, as you rightly say them with their one straining, pulling, barking slavering mutt, and 3 or 4 of mine walking calmly to heel or on leads, they usually comment how well trained they are or havent I got my hands full. I just smile and say och they are no bother, I relish the fact that my dogs are better behaved than most belonging to people I meet I see a woman sometimes with a big fat labrador, its about a year old and she has never had it off the lead shes scared incase it runs away and doesnt come back. She carries a stick to tap it on the nose as its pulled her over a couple of times and shes not that steady on her feet with it. She stopped me and asked for advice on training it one day so me being Little Miss Blunt I told her : Your dog will never learn to behave and come back to you offlead if its on the lead all the time. It wont run away from you because its so fat if it tried to run it would probably collapse The reason your dog is so boisterous with other dogs and pulls you all over the place and lunges at my dogs is because you only have one dog and it doesnt get to interact with other dogs very often, dogs are pack animals and need to be with other dogs to learn how to behave properly. She was a bit taken aback and hasnt asked since I love rubbing peoples noses in it, every time I pass someone with a crazy dog I smile like f**k to myself cos they are getting yanked about all over the shop and I breeze on by - smug bitch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mouse 282 Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 you should of seen the last dog they killed,it was much bigger than that one of yours ,this always works. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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