Are men fair?

[Guest MOLLY]

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day..

 

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to

enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in

meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic".

 

"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now I'm a bit

older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."

 

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.

 

"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline

that's a few inches wider these days!"

 

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying

that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great

lover.

 

"Anyway," she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

 

So I told her to fuc k off.

MOLL.

[jigsaw 11,875]

And there i was for the last 2 years thinking you were a woman Lesson learnt,never presume ANYTHING,

[Guest MOLLY]

And there i was for the last 2 years thinking you were a woman Lesson learnt,never presume ANYTHING,

MOLL.

[mole trapper 1,693]

so what are you saying here molly, are you leaping out of the closet, does millet know about all this, think your being a little unfair though. :whistle:

[LDR 29]

how f*****g true though!!!!!!.....

[millie 1]

SO WAS THAT A LADYBOY CUTTING THAT DEER UP.

[LDR 29]

no that was me with a wig on...........

[Guest Ditch_Shitter]

F*ckin beauty, Moll! That one cracked me up!

[martin 332]

That was fecking funny,it's 02.04hrs and I laughed out loud and started the dog barking!Now I'm in trouble................I'm going to bed now................Martin.

[highlander 0]

Good one molly.

 

Regards highlander

[Guest Lurcherbitch]

How true is that............nice one Moll

[charlotte hill 0]

And there i was for the last 2 years thinking you were a woman Lesson learnt,never presume ANYTHING,

 

 

Me too

[Simoman 110]

[mussells 0]

[Guest The Big Fish]

Any women that acts like a man, doin manly things, like killing, gutting and skinning animals, drinking pints of beer, eating gurt great chunks of steak, fiddling with engines, driving manly cars, etc etc the list goes on...

 

Must be a touch lessie

 

Now ive got nothing against lessies, in fact i spent way too much time looking for videos of them on the internet

 

Hey Moll, your alright in my book

 

P.s any chance of a video??