vixen 528 Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Scotland where.......... "Alright baw bag" is a customary greeting "Thingy" means absolutely anything ... "f**k off" means really "Moan then" is an invitation to battle "Hunners" means 1,2 or 3 "12 degrees" means summer "Ma bit" means your house "Bawhair" is a recognised unit of measurement "Where u fae" determines if your getting a dooin or not "f**k it" is the solution to all problems "Ahh ya b*****d" means ouch I just hurt myself "Swear doon" means I promise "N wit" stands as a valid come back "Aboot a hunner year ago" means last week "Hawl u" means I demand your immediate attention "Bullet" is an appropriate name for a dog "How diz naw grab ye" is a valid response "Patsy cline" is not a singer "Mad man" means normal person "Here" means excuse me "Pure" is an adjective for every noun "Yer maw" is a comeback for anything Scotland where they speak fluent sarcasm Scotland where getting mwi is a hobbie Scotland where you get the jail even although ye wur only havin a laugh Scotland where "chappy's" a sport Scotland where verbal abuse is "banter" Scotland where anyone younger than u is 12 Scotland where head is more than just a body part Scotland where going to the shop before 10 is a mission Proud to be Scottish ! 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,089 Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 ach away am boil your heed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
events co-ordinator 353 Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Should that not read BILE YIR HEID Ya BIG SCUNNER> Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 You forgot FANNY! a discription of someone who is in parity with a baw bag often the two go hand in hand eg: "wilf yah bawbag your a fanny" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
springer blond 6 Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Should that not read BILE YIR HEID Ya BIG SCUNNER> see your a real scot ......not a pretend scot.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 And the word "c**t" can be a derogarty term or a good one. For example............Scothunter is an Orange c**t but he's a gid c**t wi it!!!!........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Night Hunter 109 Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 ye fergot tae mention "SCOTLAND where SCOTCH is a feckin drink an no a nationality"... :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 And the word "c**t" can be a derogarty term or a good one. For example............Scothunter is an Orange c**t but he's a gid c**t wi it!!!!........ Says the bead rattling c**t wi the ORANGE hair!!........ yer no a bad c**t yersel ye fife bawbag!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 (edited) i remember one from being young , somebody tumbler that cnut , and a piece n jam, and the crust was called an outsider Edited May 10, 2012 by mickmck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,089 Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 (edited) Should that not read BILE YIR HEID Ya BIG SCUNNER> see your a real scot ......not a pretend scot.. how r u talking aboot fannybaws Edited May 10, 2012 by nothernlite Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Night Hunter 109 Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 i remember one from being young , somebody tumbler that cnut , and a piece n jam, and the crust was called an outsider naw the outsider /heal is the bit breed on the end o the loaf min...lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 you forgot the one about shit football Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 you forgot the one about shit football says the king of sweeden Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Night Hunter 109 Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 fitba....... price o a player £50000...... hale team fir £1...lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 i remember one from being young , somebody tumbler that cnut , and a piece n jam, and the crust was called an outsider naw the outsider /heal is the bit breed on the end o the loaf min...lol thats what i was talking bout ya bawbag , the crust is what they call the end slices in yorkshire Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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