stocking a golf course

[doodles 78]

Jeesh im pissing my pants here..........your insane mate.....most people get thier perms from land owners t

o rid it of rabbits..... i know i do........but for some reason you feel the need to introduce them back to a perm i expect that you have been asked to rid of them.......how long do you think you will

 

 

keep the said perm?.......on another note though.....1 male 2 females is enough to get booming pop in 2 years lol

. Lol, In all honesty mate this is a course every c**t and his dog goes on every day,,, Im on it everyday with the dogs, There is no members it's just like a beginners course

[StevoSmith 147]

Here is the said phone call......"hello mr doodles this is Joe public and i own crazy times golf course"......"hello this is Mr Doodles how can i help you?"....Joe Public"ok great i have a rabbit problem".....Mr Doodles"really?...i can help you with that what seems to be the problem?".......Joe public"i dont seem to have any rabbits on my perfect crazy golf course".......Mr Doodles"Thats ok mate im sure i can inport some to make your course feel Al Natural"......Joe public"thatnks mr doodles i appriciate that i look forward to hearing from you soon"

 

 

 

Fk me this is a classic

[doodles 78]

let the heap go onnit.then walk by in a couple of we eks time wif your dogs get talking to the greenkeeper n mention the load of rabbits running about.charge him a few quid to them up your on a winner every way.

lol its an old council course fs ,,, every c**t just walks on without paying,, im on it every day with the dogs,,

On it every day with the dogs???

 

Must be plenty of bunnys already on it by the sound of it? Maybe more than the land with loads of bunnys on it? I think I need this one explaining to me, it don't make sense in what you're doing?

. Explain what I gallop the dogs on it, there is no bunnys on it, clear enough

[Rabbiting man 1,191]

If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid

[doodles 78]

Here is the said phone call......"hello mr doodles this is Joe public and i own crazy times golf course"......"hellohis is Mr Doodles how can i help you?"....Joe Public"ok great i have a rabbit problem".....Mr Doodles"really?...i can help you with that what seems to be the problem?".......Joe public"i dont seem to have any rabbits on my perfect crazy golf course".......Mr Doodles"Thats ok mate

 

 

 

 

 

 

sure i can inport some to make your course feel Al Natural"......Joe public"thatnks mr doodles i appriciate that i look forward to hearing from you soon". It's happening mate lol

 

 

 

Fk me this is a classic

[ferret features 289]

get it stocked..we can run a lamping comp on it.fire lit .carryout be good crack.

[pipa 299]

Here is the said phone call......"hello mr doodles this is Joe public and i own crazy times golf course"......"hello this is Mr Doodles how can i help you?"....Joe Public"ok great i have a rabbit problem".....Mr Doodles"really?...i can help you with that what seems to be the problem?".......Joe public"i dont seem to have any rabbits on my perfect crazy golf course".......Mr Doodles"Thats ok mate im sure i can inport some to make your course feel Al Natural"......Joe public"thatnks mr doodles i appriciate that i look forward to hearing from you soon"

 

 

Lol, nice one.... I think this is a wind up cos nobody can be this thick?

Fk me this is a classic

[mick1212 389]

Doodles wouldn't mind a few pints with you funny c unt me ribs are killing me haven't laughed so much in a while

 

[doodles 78]

Doodles you do there harder to catch on a golf course .So are you getting new dogs as well????

. Any for sale?

[doodles 78]

Doodles wouldn't mind a few pints with you funny c unt me ribs are killing me haven't laughed so much in a while

few pints in the course club house with the green keeper and then on the course for a lamp

[doodles 78]

get it stocked..we can run a lamping comp on it.fire lit .carryout be good crack.

. Lol but icemans not in, c**t dirty joed me lol

[TROY_BOY 62]

just when you thought you had seen and herd it all thl stars

[tommy.c 859]

doddles your fecking mental lol...... :clapper: by the way could you be so kind to stock icemans permission aswell big e killed all his rabbits

[tommy.c 859]

Doodles you do there harder to catch on a golf course .So are you getting new dogs as well????

. Any for sale?

full bred saluki on gumtree looks alrite mate

[doodles 78]

doddles your fecking mental lol...... :clapper: by the way could you be so kind to stock icemans permission aswell big e killed all his rabbits

. If he says sorry mate he can use the golf course with me next year lol