dymented 2,220 Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies" he responded." "Have you killed any yet?" she asked. "3 males & 2 females" he replied. Intrigued, she asked, "how can you tell them apart?" He replied,"3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the f*****g phone." 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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dytkos 17,783 Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 My 10 year old daughter asked me today "dad, please can I have a rabbit?" I said "no love, your too young, use yor fingers" Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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