bob.243 8,547 Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 I just got sacked from my job with the Samaritans. A guy called Abdul phoned and said….. "I'm lying on the railway track waiting for the train to come". I said, "Remain calm and stay on the line" . . . 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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diggory 130 Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 A Paki goes to the Chemist and asks for Aspirin. The Chemist gives him his order and he leaves. The Chemist then realises he's given him Arsenic not Aspirin. He runs after him and catches up and says, "sorry mate i've given you Arsenic instead of Aspirin", the Paki asks "what's the difference?" The Chemist replies "you owe me another pound!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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