paulus 26 Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 needs a tidy up paul that is tidy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 (edited) I am not a real man so the best I have kitted out is a cupboard, but a bloody fine cupboard it was too with shelves all over the shop covered in all my shooting stuff We all start off small mate, mostly it begins with a kitchen draw full of manly items.. i started off with a space under the kitchen sink then progressed to under the stairs .. once you start sawing wood in the house your out Edited May 4, 2012 by the_stig 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 needs a tidy up paul that is tidy :yes: --- Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 I am not a real man so the best I have kitted out is a cupboard, but a bloody fine cupboard it was too with shelves all over the shop covered in all my shooting stuff We all start off small mate, mostly it begins with a kitchen draw full of manly items.. i started off with a space under the kitchen sink then progressed to under the stairs .. once you start sawing wood in the house your out :clapper: Spot on, I'm f*****g weak laughing here mate! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 Here's my old shed, 20ft x 10 split into a smaller section. its like a maze and totaly woman proof . tools are locked away so they can't borrow them without putting them back , its a great place to escape from it all and become a child again .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 Here's my old shed, 20ft x 10 split into a smaller section. its like a maze and totaly woman proof . tools are locked away so they can't borrow them without putting them back , its a great place to escape from it all and become a child again .... i hate that , borrowing tools and dont put them back , drives me fcukin potty :huh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratreeper 441 Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 I am not a real man so the best I have kitted out is a cupboard, but a bloody fine cupboard it was too with shelves all over the shop covered in all my shooting stuff We all start off small mate, mostly it begins with a kitchen draw full of manly items.. I do have a man drawer, I have felt the glory of finding any item amongst the chaos (without looking) in moments. Then I laugh like a pirate, drinking beer whilst I slap a random girl on the arse when my mrs gives up after 10 mins suggesting it needs tidying! I swear my beard grows an inch at such times. What puzzles me about man areas (apart from why it tingles) is everything is disorganised until a shelf is made, then everything is laid out in precise order with nothing piled up. I had all my ferreting nets, all my knives and other bits and bobs lined up like a korean army yet everything else is as organised as a road kill cat. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 I am not a real man so the best I have kitted out is a cupboard, but a bloody fine cupboard it was too with shelves all over the shop covered in all my shooting stuff We all start off small mate, mostly it begins with a kitchen draw full of manly items.. I do have a man drawer, I have felt the glory of finding any item amongst the chaos (without looking) in moments. Then I laugh like a pirate, drinking beer whilst I slap a random girl on the arse when my mrs gives up after 10 mins suggesting it needs tidying! I swear my beard grows an inch at such times. What puzzles me about man areas (apart from why it tingles) is everything is disorganised until a shelf is made, then everything is laid out in precise order with nothing piled up. I had all my ferreting nets, all my knives and other bits and bobs lined up like a korean army yet everything else is as organised as a road kill cat. Items may appear disorganised to the untrained and usually rolling eyes of a woman, or even to another man who is not familiar with the particular system of organisation being employed, but you can bet your house that whichever man placed said items in a seemingly random and messy fashion will be able to instantly know where he laid that bloody 13mm spanner when he's in most need of it! Unless the wife has been in there on the sly and put it away with the rest of the spanners that hardly ever get used.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 Heres my 'Man Mansion' This is a slightly older picture, as Ive finished the butchery at the end now... Suppose Im fortunate I can do most of the work my self.. Tele/Fridge/ Stereo all man mod cons.... Havent sorted the heating out yet. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 Heres my 'Man Mansion' This is a slightly older picture, as Ive finished the butchery at the end now... Suppose Im fortunate I can do most of the work my self.. Tele/Fridge/ Stereo all man mod cons.... Havent sorted the heating out yet. You sure you done the work yourself Matt? Your cement mixer looks suspiciously clean... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattydski 560 Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 Careful ownership Mal... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 Careful ownership Mal... Mine used to look exactly like that until my brother started using it. Within a week it was crusted in dried cement and the flex was patched up with electrical tape.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 this is my little man shed , its about 4 foot square so not much room , but everything is there and i know where its at , our lass wont let me put any more sheds up as ive allready took over the back yard , dog kennel and run , hawks avirey , ferret hutch . i hate it when my young un goes in me shed as he never puts fcuk all back Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,770 Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 I do have a man drawer, I have felt the glory of finding any item amongst the chaos (without looking) in moments. Then I laugh like a pirate, drinking beer whilst I slap a random girl on the arse when my mrs gives up after 10 mins suggesting it needs tidying! I swear my beard grows an inch at such times. What puzzles me about man areas (apart from why it tingles) is everything is disorganised until a shelf is made, then everything is laid out in precise order with nothing piled up. I had all my ferreting nets, all my knives and other bits and bobs lined up like a korean army yet everything else is as organised as a road kill cat. :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rocky1 942 Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 sanctuary now thats a man shed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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