MUDD 374 Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 NEVER say its yourself that's sick if you've kids. just use them as an excuse. That way it's dependency leave and u can't get disciplinary over your family commitments. I've used everything from the child's having bother at school and it needs sorted asap to the childminders let me down and I'll have to stay off to take care of the kids. Havnt had a warning yet 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Tbh all you need to say is it's personal Abd they can't ask you anymore. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carp man 1 219 Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 one off my mate rang in for one off his mates said to the boss ste is stuck he want be comein in the boss said where he said up your lass he got the sack 4 it i was pissin my self Quote Link to post Share on other sites
B.P.R 2,798 Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 A lad from my work phoned in and said he had a c**t, the boss was like "a c**t?" to which he replied "aye I'm taking the box out of a motor and it's a c**t!" the boss was speechless! For a minute there i thought you were going to say you phoned in once to say you were trapped inside your jersey and couldn't get it off.................... I heard you phoned in and said "I'll no be in the day I'm sick" and your boss asked just how sick you were? To which you replied "well I'm baw deep in ma sister!!" Veedublee........."Sorry Boss i wont be in today i was in a fight at the weekend and got a bit of a kicking" Boss........."Thats terrible Lee.......how many off them were there? Veedublee......."Two" Boss........"Did they have anything with them?" Veedublee....."Yes......a wheelchair and a pair of crutches!!"......... There was 3 of them ACTUALLY! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
asanley 1,009 Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Be fair mate , one of them was the carer so he dosn,t count Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 (edited) before the days of mobile phones -- i went to the coast with the mrs and fancied an extra night i phoned from the b n b to say my car would`nt start -- when i got back i got called into the office they`d sent a van to pick me up -- quick thinking i said i know i got my car goin and it had stopped on the way in and i saw the van go past me .. on the same firm --- a mate had a ford escort car it was due in for an mot it had a couple of dodgey tyres at the time he was using the works escort van so after work friday we jacked it up put the tyres on his car put the van on blocks idea being to swop the tyres back once he`d done his mot he got a knock on his door half 7 sat morning they`d come from work to pick the van up for another job ...needless to say neither of us lasted long .. on another firm we had a year on permanant nights working 70 mile away the 4 of us took it in turns to have a week off every 4th week worked for about a year untill one of the lads fell out with the forman over bonus and jacked then grassed us all up -- we half covered our arses but they never really trusted us after that .. Edited May 3, 2012 by the_stig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Saho-man 50 Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 before the days of mobile phones -- i went to the coast with the mrs and fancied an extra night i phoned from the b n b to say my car would`nt start -- when i got back i got called into the office they`d sent a van to pick me up -- quick thinking i said i know i got my car goin and it had stopped on the way in and i saw the van go past me .. on the same firm --- a mate had a ford escort car it was due in for an mot it had a couple of dodgey tyres at the time he was using the works escort van so after work friday we jacked it up put the tyres on his car put the van on blocks idea being to swop the tyres back once he`d done his mot he got a knock on his door half 7 sat morning they`d come from work to pick the van up for another job ...needless to say neither of us lasted long .. on another firm we had a year on permanant nights working 70 mile away the 4 of us took it in turns to have a week off every 4th week worked for about a year untill one of the lads fell out with the forman over bonus and jacked then grassed us all up -- we half covered our arses but they never really trusted us after that .. here is an excuse.. the_stig posted a long one.. and i got lazy... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 before the days of mobile phones -- i went to the coast with the mrs and fancied an extra night i phoned from the b n b to say my car would`nt start -- when i got back i got called into the office they`d sent a van to pick me up -- quick thinking i said i know i got my car goin and it had stopped on the way in and i saw the van go past me .. on the same firm --- a mate had a ford escort car it was due in for an mot it had a couple of dodgey tyres at the time he was using the works escort van so after work friday we jacked it up put the tyres on his car put the van on blocks idea being to swop the tyres back once he`d done his mot he got a knock on his door half 7 sat morning they`d come from work to pick the van up for another job ...needless to say neither of us lasted long .. on another firm we had a year on permanant nights working 70 mile away the 4 of us took it in turns to have a week off every 4th week worked for about a year untill one of the lads fell out with the forman over bonus and jacked then grassed us all up -- we half covered our arses but they never really trusted us after that .. here is an excuse.. the_stig posted a long one.. and i got lazy... such is life ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Saho-man 50 Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 lol lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MUDD 374 Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Tbh all you need to say is it's personal Abd they can't ask you anymore. I've tried that one with the boss it works for a while but if you work anywhere with a HR department if your due a warning for time keeping HR don't except the Personnall excuse they want to know exactly why. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticJock 539 Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Tbh all you need to say is it's personal Abd they can't ask you anymore. I've tried that one with the boss it works for a while but if you work anywhere with a HR department if your due a warning for time keeping HR don't except the Personnall excuse they want to know exactly why. Telling them you've contracted genital warts from a Thai ladyboy and have an appointment at the GUM clinic usually keeps them quiet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MUDD 374 Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 I'd say so ha ha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 i hope you think off the poor c**t who has to do twice as much work as your lying in bed cause you were to lazy to get out :censored: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MUDD 374 Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 i hope you think off the poor c**t who has to do twice as much work as your lying in bed cause you were to lazy to get out :censored: Keeps another man in a job, who stepped on your sandals Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,820 Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Plenty of people getting disciplinaries and worse 'cos of what the've wrote on Facebook Cheers, D. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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