Allan22 48 Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Hey lads decided to pull a sickie today and used the old sickness and diarrhoea excuse and wondered if any you lads had used any crazy ones? My mate told his boss he had been locked in a pub over nite haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticJock 539 Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Hey lads decided to pull a sickie today and used the old sickness and diarrhoea excuse and wondered if any you lads had used any crazy ones? My mate told his boss he had been locked in a pub over nite haha I woke up late and said my wife woke up with breathing problems, rather than face the music Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Allan22 48 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Haha good one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Don't pick me up this morning, I've been up all night playing nazi zombies I'm away to my bed. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 3,994 Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 A good 1 is "Im off work with a broken flask" . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.coolhandluke. 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 pal of mine used this recently " f*****g pissed mate i couldnt drive " needless ..... it didnt go down to well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Allan22 48 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Haha some good ones there am taking note off all these! Mite come in handy haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
young man 225 Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 My granny uncle's cet died Quote Link to post Share on other sites
B.P.R 2,798 Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 In my job the one thing that is 100% guaranteed a day off/ bed rest is 'I've got the sh1ts and I'm being sick' They then say it's your fault you dirty twaat and send you on you way! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 A lad from my work phoned in and said he had a c**t, the boss was like "a c**t?" to which he replied "aye I'm taking the box out of a motor and it's a c**t!" the boss was speechless! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 A lad from my work phoned in and said he had a c**t, the boss was like "a c**t?" to which he replied "aye I'm taking the box out of a motor and it's a c**t!" the boss was speechless! For a minute there i thought you were going to say you phoned in once to say you were trapped inside your jersey and couldn't get it off.................... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 A lad from my work phoned in and said he had a c**t, the boss was like "a c**t?" to which he replied "aye I'm taking the box out of a motor and it's a c**t!" the boss was speechless! For a minute there i thought you were going to say you phoned in once to say you were trapped inside your jersey and couldn't get it off.................... I heard you phoned in and said "I'll no be in the day I'm sick" and your boss asked just how sick you were? To which you replied "well I'm baw deep in ma sister!!" 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Lab 10,979 Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 A lad from my work phoned in and said he had a c**t, the boss was like "a c**t?" to which he replied "aye I'm taking the box out of a motor and it's a c**t!" the boss was speechless! For a minute there i thought you were going to say you phoned in once to say you were trapped inside your jersey and couldn't get it off.................... I heard you phoned in and said "I'll no be in the day I'm sick" and your boss asked just how sick you were? To which you replied "well I'm baw deep in ma sister!!" Veedublee........."Sorry Boss i wont be in today i was in a fight at the weekend and got a bit of a kicking" Boss........."Thats terrible Lee.......how many off them were there? Veedublee......."Two" Boss........"Did they have anything with them?" Veedublee....."Yes......a wheelchair and a pair of crutches!!"......... 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 A lad from my work phoned in and said he had a c**t, the boss was like "a c**t?" to which he replied "aye I'm taking the box out of a motor and it's a c**t!" the boss was speechless! For a minute there i thought you were going to say you phoned in once to say you were trapped inside your jersey and couldn't get it off.................... I heard you phoned in and said "I'll no be in the day I'm sick" and your boss asked just how sick you were? To which you replied "well I'm baw deep in ma sister!!" Veedublee........."Sorry Boss i wont be in today i was in a fight at the weekend and got a bit of a kicking" Boss........."Thats terrible Lee.......how many off them were there? Veedublee......."Two" Boss........"Did they have anything with them?" Veedublee....."Yes......a wheelchair and a pair of crutches!!"......... :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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