ONE FOR THE GIRLS

[Kay 3,709]

i used to think i looked alot like BRAD PITT till i found out my ex partner had stuck his poster where the mirror used to be

 

Oh Brad Pitt is god

[THE STIFFMEISTER 15,452]

YOU AINT SEEN NUTHIN!!

[welshhound2 20]

i'l second that

[wiccamiss 0]

i used to think i looked alot like BRAD PITT till i found out my ex partner had stuck his poster where the mirror used to be

 

Oh Brad Pitt is god

 

Well said FL

[Kay 3,709]

i used to think i looked alot like BRAD PITT till i found out my ex partner had stuck his poster where the mirror used to be

 

Oh Brad Pitt is god

 

Well said FL

 

He is sex on legs

[welshhound2 20]

but small where it matters

[blackfell 16]

he might look the part,but i bet hes shite on a spade lol

[Kay 3,709]

He is all man in every department, i am sure he is wonderfull on a spade

[Guest Lurcherbitch]

he might look the part,but i bet hes shite on a spade lol

 

 

he's good on the coursing side though. Or was that a film

[blackfell 16]

you gals would soon get fed up of him lol ,nickin ya bubble bath and smellies,in the bathroom allday,get yaselfs a real man like meself,nose and ear hair and farts in bed

[Kay 3,709]

you gals would soon get fed up of him lol ,nickin ya bubble bath and smellies,in the bathroom allday,get yaselfs a real man like meself,nose and ear hair and farts in bed

 

 

Answer is buy extra bubble bath

[Guest Lurcherbitch]

you gals would soon get fed up of him lol ,nickin ya bubble bath and smellies,in the bathroom allday,get yaselfs a real man like meself,nose and ear hair and farts in bed

 

 

 

Do ya pick ya nose whilst watching the t.v, shove too much food in your mouth when eating so you cant shut it properly, also leaving dregs of your dinner round your mouth and stuck in ya teeth............fall asleep on the settee snoring so loud the tv cant be heard,? ?

[Kay 3,709]

you gals would soon get fed up of him lol ,nickin ya bubble bath and smellies,in the bathroom allday,get yaselfs a real man like meself,nose and ear hair and farts in bed

 

 

 

Do ya pick ya nose whilst watching the t.v, shove too much food in your mouth when eating so you cant shut it properly, also leaving dregs of your dinner round your mouth and stuck in ya teeth............fall asleep on the settee snoring so loud the tv cant be heard,? ?

 

Oh the snoring one is a real pain,can cope with crumbs ,i have tried kicking him,whacking him turning him over & putting a pillow over his face

 

Nothing works

[nelson 0]

Every REAL MAN, falls asleep on the settee as soon as the music for Eastender's, Coronation Street or Emmerdale Farm comes on, its bred into a proper bloke and snoring is natures way of drowning out the cobblers that these mincing actors come out with.

 

Pickin your nose is a must, that too is handed down from father to son

 

With regard food, well a bloke can't win ( back me up here lads ), if you tell the old girl that, " them green beans were nice by way of a change ", you'll end up having the ferkin things for breakfast, dinner and tea for a b'stard month , you know its true ladie's don't deny it.

[swamper 11]

With regard food, well a bloke can't win ( back me up here lads ), if you tell the old girl that, " them green beans were nice by way of a change ", you'll end up having the ferkin things for breakfast, dinner and tea for a b'stard month , you know its true ladie's don't deny it.

 

 

soooo true.......never say you like owt...cos thayll feed it to ta sick off it