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well i am not tall or short and i am not dark or blond or fat or thin ... so where does that put me ??????????????

 

in the "average - ginger" category? :laugh:

 

 

Above average....I have mey him and he is a bit of a dish :kiss: .xxxxx

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Look for in a bloke : :big_boss:

 

Honesty,stabilty,trust,dark hair,dark eyes,too too tall,not built like a brick shit house :hmm: Looking for a long term thing and not just a shag :thumbs-up: Prefrebly not in Italy,France or Bi sexual :icon_eek: (its a long story)..

 

My ideal bloke my friend in France Giulian but he is foo far away and we both agreed the distance would kill it before it began :hmm::cry:

 

You have mentioned this guy before but to clear it up have you even met him???

Being in another country is a bit of a non starter though to be fair..why not let a good honest dog lad have a crack ???

 

He is a friend of a friend i havnt met him but spoke many times on the phone and obviously msn ect ect - I was supposed to go there last month with our mutual friend but i ended up not having enough £££££ :( And she too great delight in showing me the pics of the fun times they had :cry:

Good honest dog lads - matchin that discription :victory: Know any? :whistle:

Ian not included :censored::clapper:

 

Edited for right royal shit spelling :(

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He is a friend of a friend i havnt met him but spoke many times on the phone and obviously msn ect ect - I was supposed to go there last month with our mutual friend but i ended up not having enough £££££ :( And she too great delight in showing me the pics of the fun times they had :cry:

Good honest dog lads - matchin that discription :victory: Know any? :whistle:

Ian not included :censored::clapper:

 

Edited for right royal shit spelling :(

 

Well i really wasnt trying to embarass you or anything but the thought of beginning a relationship with someone you havent even met does sound very random to people..But love conquers all so they say..perhaps you out to lower your sights a bit, not your standards though, as if you spend all your time looking for love, your too busy to see it walking past..all the best

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well LB and all you other ladies on here now i know im well and truly fecked im fat, folicly challenged and have all my own teeth [ok there kept in a box under my bed]but i still have them and my idea of foreplay is cleaning the ferrets out together AND YOU LOT THINK YOUVE GOT IT BAD..........AKON LONELY IAM SO LONELY I HAVE NOBODY...BLAH :no:

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Well i really wasnt trying to embarass you or anything but the thought of beginning a relationship with someone you havent even met does sound very random to people..But love conquers all so they say..perhaps you out to lower your sights a bit, not your standards though, as if you spend all your time looking for love, your too busy to see it walking past..all the best

 

Your quite allright mate :victory: Wise man.

 

But it isnt going to happen with Me and Giulian anyways so thats out the window :laugh: And it was going to be a case of meeting as friends and then taking it from there but..it wont happen now :clapper:

I am quite happy single though :victory:

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well LB and all you other ladies on here now i know im well and truly fecked im fat, folicly challenged and have all my own teeth [ok there kept in a box under my bed]but i still have them and my idea of foreplay is cleaning the ferrets out together AND YOU LOT THINK YOUVE GOT IT BAD..........AKON LONELY IAM SO LONELY I HAVE NOBODY...BLAH :no:

 

 

Ahhhh bless......dont get down hearted........we are fat lonely old women who pretend to be 'miss it' You sound a catch.......what car do ya drive?? what work do you do?? have ya got ya own house? can ya cook??. Where abouts do ya live? :laugh:

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I meet people for a living drive a bentley [well i dont my chaufer does] get sent all over the world at the tax payers expense all interested enquires to ......

CHARLES WINDSOR

c/o HIGHGROVE HOUSE

SOMEWHERE POSH :thumbs-up:

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well LB and all you other ladies on here now i know im well and truly fecked im fat, folicly challenged and have all my own teeth [ok there kept in a box under my bed]but i still have them and my idea of foreplay is cleaning the ferrets out together AND YOU LOT THINK YOUVE GOT IT BAD..........AKON LONELY IAM SO LONELY I HAVE NOBODY...BLAH :no:

 

You sound perfect to me :)

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I meet people for a living drive a bentley [well i dont my chaufer does] get sent all over the world at the tax payers expense all interested enquires to ......

CHARLES WINDSOR

c/o HIGHGROVE HOUSE

SOMEWHERE POSH :thumbs-up:

 

 

:clapper::clapper:

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