moonlighter 1,164 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 That the one, ha ha..... Fist of steel, sex apeal.... They don't call me Pete the meat coz of this corn beef stuff. !! All my old quotes and ex conquests came back to bite me that day. (nannie was an ex, nick named after the duck tails character, whom she resembled) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattyg 1,862 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 ive got one coming up in sept, no idea how to go about this speech thing.....might just wing it and see how it goes.its my mates 2nd marriage and his bride to be is 10 years younger and has lived a very sheltered life compared to the groom and his/our mates.........gotta try and keep it clean and not offend anyone, which isnt in my nature.lol matt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 Well if i ever get asked then this will defo be my opener. "To be asked to be "name" best man is such and an honour. To say i was delighted was and understatement....infact i was that exicted i felt like a blind poof in a hotdog factory!!.....If you want to push the boat out and wrap up the speech with "Well thats my speech about over ladies and gentlemen, thank christ cause am sweating like a nun in a cucumber field here" ..............................Good Luck... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 Well if i ever get asked then this will defo be my opener. "To be asked to be "name" best man is such and an honour. To say i was delighted was and understatement....infact i was that exicted i felt like a blind poof in a hotdog factory!!.....If you want to push the boat out and wrap up the speech with "Well thats my speech about over ladies and gentlemen, thank christ cause am sweating like a nun in a cucumber field here" ..............................Good Luck... dont hold your breath. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 Well if i ever get asked then this will defo be my opener. "To be asked to be "name" best man is such and an honour. To say i was delighted was and understatement....infact i was that exicted i felt like a blind poof in a hotdog factory!!.....If you want to push the boat out and wrap up the speech with "Well thats my speech about over ladies and gentlemen, thank christ cause am sweating like a nun in a cucumber field here" ..............................Good Luck... dont hold your breath. Well you've more chance of being a best man than a groom anyway ya ugly c**t!!!...:-) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacher3161 1,766 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 Just say if its true daughters look more like their mothers as they get older youd better start saving for plastic surgery now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
deanflute 550 Posted April 21, 2012 Report Share Posted April 21, 2012 I started mine with...... "A best mans speech should be like a ladies dress, Long enough to cover the important bits but short enough to keep you interested!" Or you could try "A best mans speech should last as long as the groom in bed.........cheers!" Then sit down 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 I started mine with...... "A best mans speech should be like a ladies dress, Long enough to cover the important bits but short enough to keep you interested!" Or you could try "A best mans speech should last as long as the groom in bed.........cheers!" Then sit down I used that line when I was best man last june. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spade 224 Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 My best man made a comment about anyone wishing to order photos should see the photographer who has some lovely pictures of them mounted Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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