lilvixen 26 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 Im in need of some help, doing a best mans speech on sunday and need an ice breaker for when the groom hands over to me. Rest of the speech is sorted and i'm getting pushed for time now so thought i would ask the many comedians on here! Any help appreciated Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mustard. 83 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 (edited) Today is all about,love honor and obey!.... But in our day,it was all about,get up,get on her any away. Edited April 20, 2012 by Mustard. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 "getting married is like a buffet , you go up and get your food , when you sit back down you look at your mates plate and think..........i wish id got what he'd got !!!!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 Or Isnt the bride a "babe".........well , youv'e all seen the film !!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SEAN3513 7 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 Or something along these lines Archie and Jock are discussing Jocks wedding. "Ach its all going well i've got everything organised, I even bought a kilt to be married in." Archie says "that's good, what's the tartin?" Jock says "I imagine she'll be in white." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dave1979 77 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 thanks all for coming....its been a very emotional day....even the cakes in tears!!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 thanks all for coming....its been a very emotional day....even the cakes in tears!!! My best man used that one at my wedding. Was met with a bit of a groan and the odd chuckle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mustard. 83 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 (edited) .. Edited April 20, 2012 by Mustard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,681 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 im glad (name) has married (name) as all his ex girlfriends were such dogs..............and so nice to see so many of them here today Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moonlighter 1,164 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 (edited) My best man played a video, that he and my brother made about me, on a big screen. It went down a storm and saved the nerves off having to stand up cracking jokes. It's on you tube now... Funny bestman speech. Genius Edited April 20, 2012 by moonlighter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Leeview 791 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 im glad (name) has married (name) as all his ex girlfriends were such dogs..............and so nice to see so many of them here today Similar theme;groom and I have been through a lot over the years......luckily none of them have turned up today Or its good to see so many guests that have travelled a long way to get here today, it was easy to pick them out as nobody around here has wheel trims left on their cars Good Luck On The Day Y.I.S Leeview Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trappa 518 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 My best man played a video, that he and my brother made about me, on a big screen. It went down a storm and saved the nerves off having to stand up cracking jokes. It's on you tube now... Funny bestman speech. Genius Was that the wrestling/mma one that did the rounds on here? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moonlighter 1,164 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 (edited) Could be the one trappa. Starts off with Peter pidgeon chest.lol. Still piss myself now when I watch it! If you type in funny bestman speech. Genius. It will come up Edited April 20, 2012 by moonlighter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 10,993 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 "Hello,my name is blah and i have a heroin addiction" oops sorry wrong meeting . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
B.P.R 2,798 Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 (edited) http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=GB#/watch?v=kSO3oWCgmiQ Well well mr pigeon chest Edited April 20, 2012 by Veedublee Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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