Ideation 8,216 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 Chances are, if they are on the rob, no one knows where they are. Just make sure you have a mate / friendly farmer who has a few pigs, and to pull out the teeth first, to stop you sorting through pig shit. P.S - Funny that you thought the police were the 'gestapo' the other day, but were on the blower quick smart, when you had a problem. If your a bit paranoid, stick down some nail boards (just remember to lift them each morning) and a couple of those 12 bore alarms in trees. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ArchieHood 3,692 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 X294 DHG ................Not Registered. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
milegajo 595 Posted April 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 (edited) Chances are, if they are on the rob, no one knows where they are. Just make sure you have a mate / friendly farmer who has a few pigs, and to pull out the teeth first, to stop you sorting through pig shit. P.S - Funny that you thought the police were the 'gestapo' the other day, but were on the blower quick smart, when you had a problem. If your a bit paranoid, stick down some nail boards (just remember to lift them each morning) and a couple of those 12 bore alarms in trees. Ahh Ideation, my favourite critic. I actually made an anonymous report of suspicious activity. I stressed on the phone that aside from a small nick in the rubber of the drivers window, no real damage appeared to have been done. The reporting of the reg, location and incident was to help any past/future crime investigations. If you read "Der Gestapo - Part Zwei" in hunters chronicles I explain the difference between Policy Enforcement Officers (Der Gestapo, "YOUR PAPERS PLEASE!") and Peace Officers (public servants and honourable lawmen/women). I loath the former, will forever support the latter in their sworn duties. Always a pleasure Ideation! Edited April 15, 2012 by milegajo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
milegajo 595 Posted April 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 Nail boards are a good idea.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waidmann 105 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 i went to return my dads scarifier ( a lawn tool jobby) today to notice his gate was open and he was away for the weekend( the old boy is very finicky and does not forget stuff like that) so i went round the back to check all was well, and found the patio door open. some f****r had broken in. taken the lcd tv and laptop out of the living room and been through the drawers in the bedrooms. i would wish for nowt more than to have caught that tw@ in the house!!!!! robbing and old man who worked his whole life for what he has? ( to be fair he would knock the crap out of most men half his age!!!) i have offered a 200 quid reward for the name and address of the tosser who did this ( in ketley,telford. between 5 last night and 3 this afternoon) taken was a laptop (black) and a 32 inch lcd tv (also black). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mexlad 189 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 scum, people will do anything but work these days 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
milegajo 595 Posted April 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 (edited) That'd be £200 well spent! Edited April 15, 2012 by milegajo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waidmann 105 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 your fecking damn right mate!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbs: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squint 17 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 i went to return my dads scarifier ( a lawn tool jobby) today to notice his gate was open and he was away for the weekend( the old boy is very finicky and does not forget stuff like that) so i went round the back to check all was well, and found the patio door open. some f****r had broken in. taken the lcd tv and laptop out of the living room and been through the drawers in the bedrooms. i would wish for nowt more than to have caught that tw@ in the house!!!!! robbing and old man who worked his whole life for what he has? ( to be fair he would knock the crap out of most men half his age!!!) i have offered a 200 quid reward for the name and address of the tosser who did this ( in ketley,telford. between 5 last night and 3 this afternoon) taken was a laptop (black) and a 32 inch lcd tv (also black). You might be better off asking for a cheap laptop or TV,some thick GREEDY barstewards out there. Hope you get a result one way or another mate,nowt worse.fookin hate burgalers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mrquinn 106 Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 set up a few trip wire alarms,the ones that fire a blank 12 guage cartridge type of thing,cheep enough and easy to install thats a bit rambo haha a just a bit he get more jail than the thief Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 set up a few trip wire alarms,the ones that fire a blank 12 guage cartridge type of thing,cheep enough and easy to install thats a bit rambo haha a just a bit he get more jail than the thief There perfectly legal 'blank' rounds......................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waidmann 105 Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 i went to return my dads scarifier ( a lawn tool jobby) today to notice his gate was open and he was away for the weekend( the old boy is very finicky and does not forget stuff like that) so i went round the back to check all was well, and found the patio door open. some f****r had broken in. taken the lcd tv and laptop out of the living room and been through the drawers in the bedrooms. i would wish for nowt more than to have caught that tw@ in the house!!!!! robbing and old man who worked his whole life for what he has? ( to be fair he would knock the crap out of most men half his age!!!) i have offered a 200 quid reward for the name and address of the tosser who did this ( in ketley,telford. between 5 last night and 3 this afternoon) taken was a laptop (black) and a 32 inch lcd tv (also black). i went to return my dads scarifier ( a lawn tool jobby) today to notice his gate was open and he was away for the weekend( the old boy is very finicky and does not forget stuff like that) so i went round the back to check all was well, and found the patio door open. some f****r had broken in. taken the lcd tv and laptop out of the living room and been through the drawers in the bedrooms. i would wish for nowt more than to have caught that tw@ in the house!!!!! robbing and old man who worked his whole life for what he has? ( to be fair he would knock the crap out of most men half his age!!!) i have offered a 200 quid reward for the name and address of the tosser who did this ( in ketley,telford. between 5 last night and 3 this afternoon) taken was a laptop (black) and a 32 inch lcd tv (also black). You might be better off asking for a cheap laptop or TV,some thick GREEDY barstewards out there. Hope you get a result one way or another mate,nowt worse.fookin hate burgalers thats in hand as well mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cookiemonsterandmerlin Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 Heard you a expert on firing blanks lab Atb Cookie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 Heard you a expert on firing blanks lab Atb Cookie .....YES... The bad points are i may never have children off my own but on the up side your misses lets me caw away and fire ma muck with no worries of getting up the duff. She's a star Cookie...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
milegajo 595 Posted April 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 Wish I was firing blanks... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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